A prisoner accused me of being a shapeshifter today and idk how to feel about that

Tales from prison pt. 2: I walked past a cell today and a young Irish lad shouted “hey, miss! I don’t mean to be rude, but you’re, like, OH MY GOD A REAL LIFE BLACK WOMAN”

I just went “yeah” and walked away. Then he shouted “Lads, a real life black woman, she’s stunning! Lads!”

Pt. 3: was being catcalled by someone on the 3rd floor. He asked where I worked, so I told him I did rehab work, to which he replied “Aw, Miss! I think I have a drug problem! Let me come see you, yeah?”

Tales from prison pt. 4: I went into work without makeup today and a prisoner told me I “look more like a squirrel than usual”

Tales from prison pt. 5: a prisoner offered me a banana milkshake today, I said no thanks and proceeded to watch him mash a banana inside a carton of milk with his bare hands

Tales from the prison pt. 6: a prisoner shouted at me from his window (I couldn’t see him) to tell me I had a nice ass. I said “you too” and he got offended and shouted back that he has no ass and told me I can’t say that