3 idiots twitter version thread !!!

Twitter is a race, trend follow nai kro gy to log tmhre followers se agey nikal jaengy

Humor ko follow kro, followers jhak mar k tmhre peeche aa jaengy

Mera beta twitter celeb banega
Nahi mera beta trend setter banega

Girls avi is a good conductor of tharkism, 8th standard ki physics.
Ham ne parhi thi, twitter pe sb ne apply ki

Koel keeps its eggs in other bird’s nest, similarly twitter celebs keep their attitude on newbies timeline

Dost k followers barh jaen to dukh hota hai lekin agr dost celeb bn jae to aur zada dukh hota hai

Celebs to bohat atey hain, but friend mostly ek hi hota hai

Pichle 32 saalon se twitter pe celebs ne nirantar balatkar pe balatkar kiye hain

Twitter tusi great ho, ranting qubul karo

Interaction nahi ho pati q k naak(attitude) beech mn aa jati hai

Dm krte sb hain, lekin sb chupa k rkhte hain,,,btata koi nahi

Ajeeb twitter hai hmre desh ja,,, pic ko rt 30 min mn krne ki guarantee hai ,,,lekin islamic tweet?

Meri username ko nahi uske peeche latki shalwar ko dekho idiots,,,3.5 million

Dono crushes se block ho k ranting krna seekha hai twitter pe

Interact kar,,nahi to main teri timeline pe motar visarjan karoonga

Aap apni blue tick rkh lijiye main apni lame tweets rkh leta hun

Global warming k lye twitter female celebs e responsible hain

Naag devta crush k hathon block hony se bachwa lena,,roz ek kilo doodh charhaunga

Give me some active tweeps
Give me some brain
Give me some interaction ppl
I wanna grow up once again

Followers barhane k lye nahi, impact dalne k lye tweet kro

How does a tharki starts in a girl’s dm : Brrrrrrrrr brrr brrr

Bhagwan malti aur sangeeta ko behen ki nazron se dkhunga, bss report hony se bacha lena is bar

Kese tweet krun yar,mera account to tu report kar gayi

Main to apko ye parha raha tha k followers kese barhate hain

Trending hashtag sa tha wo
Viral tweet sa tha wo
Kahan gaya
Usey dhoondooooo

Newbielisation
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