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Jose Mourinho's quotes if he was a military general during the world wars.
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If he is right and I am afraid of failure it is because I didnât fail many times. Eight years without success, thatâs failure! Heâs a specialist in failure. If I do that in Portugal, eight years, I leave and donât come back.â
Mourinho when Hitler provoked him
Mourinho when Hitler provoked him
âSome countries are treated as devils, some are treated as angels. I donât think we are so ugly that we should be seen as the devil and I donât think Hitler and Stalin are so beautiful that they should be viewed as angels.â
"My army had a good performance but it was their body with my brain. They were in front of me and I was making every decision for them.â
âAdolf Hitler seems to have problems understanding things, maybe he should have an IQ test, or go to a mental hospital or something.â
"I think the lady needs to occupy her time, and if she takes care of her husbandâs diet she will have less time to speak about me.âÂ
â A double dig at the Churchill's
â A double dig at the Churchill's
âWhy use an SMG all the time when I have an M416 and AK47 as well? That would be stupid.â
When asked about the 2 new guns, M416 and AK47 and why they were invented and why the Uzi wasn't good enough.
When asked about the 2 new guns, M416 and AK47 and why they were invented and why the Uzi wasn't good enough.
âWhen they have somebody that wins 4 wars for them, I become number two. Until this moment Judas is number one.â
When the Portugese president disrespected Mourinho during a speech.
When the Portugese president disrespected Mourinho during a speech.
âPressure? There is no pressure. Bird Flu is pressure. You laugh, but I am being serious. I am more worried about the swan then I am about war.â
Mourinho showing his calm demeanor and amazing resolve.
Mourinho showing his calm demeanor and amazing resolve.
âWe have top soldiers and, sorry if Iâm arrogant, we have a top general.
When he was made the general of the armed forces.
When he was made the general of the armed forces.
"Grenades are a bit like melons.Only when you open the melon are you 100% sure that the melon is good.
Sometimes you have beautiful melons but they donât taste very good(referring to the German Molotov's)and some melons are a bit ugly but when you open them, they are fantastic"
Sometimes you have beautiful melons but they donât taste very good(referring to the German Molotov's)and some melons are a bit ugly but when you open them, they are fantastic"
âI think Mussolini is one of these people who is a voyeur. He likes to watch other people. There are some guys who, when they are at home, have a big telescope to see what happens in other families. He speaks, speaks, speaks about Portugal.â
âYou may as well put a cow in the middle of the pitch, walking. And then stop the fight because there was a cow.â
Jose on the new American tanks.
Jose on the new American tanks.
"The best side lost. After they threw their bomb only one side attacked, the other one just defended for the whole fight.â
Jose after his rare loss against Britain.
Jose after his rare loss against Britain.
Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains(referring to Stalin). Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent(referring to Hitler) and once in a generation you have me who is Beautiful and a genius.â
"I only talk about men, not of rude children.â
After Hitler publicly criticised Jose's "soft policies" which gave minorities extra rights."
After Hitler publicly criticised Jose's "soft policies" which gave minorities extra rights."
âI have nothing, nothing to say. Nothing, nothing to say. Nothing to say, I have nothing to say. Nothing to say, I am so sorry, I have nothing to say.â
After his own soldiers betrayed him and dropped the bomb at their own base.
After his own soldiers betrayed him and dropped the bomb at their own base.
âIt is not a conspiracy, it is fact. I speak facts. If not, I need a tiny mustache.â
Sly dig at Hitler
Sly dig at Hitler
You see how Germans, Italians, French fight. I don't say they are perfect, I say Portugese have a few things to learn from them in the same way they have a lot of things to learn from Portugese fighting style.
Mourinho showing his softer side after emerging victorious in the war
Mourinho showing his softer side after emerging victorious in the war
"Military budget does not guarantee success."
After a news company revealed that America have a military budget 100 times more than Portugal.
After a news company revealed that America have a military budget 100 times more than Portugal.
"We could see Hitler dead, Stalin dead, Churchil dead. Europe under our control. See you Saturday morning"
Jose Mourinho during a speech saying what would happen if he got serious.
Jose Mourinho during a speech saying what would happen if he got serious.
"4 years of occupation, zats failure. He's a specialist in failure. If my country is in occupation, 4 years, I resign and I don't come back"
When the 4 big nations UK, USA, France and the Soviet occupied Germany after the war
When the 4 big nations UK, USA, France and the Soviet occupied Germany after the war
âItâs not important how we fight. If you have a Ferrari and I have a small car, to beat you in a race I have to break your wheel or put sugar in your tank.â
On his unorthodox fighting style in the Battle for Lisbon in world war 2.This style led them to a victory against all Odds
On his unorthodox fighting style in the Battle for Lisbon in world war 2.This style led them to a victory against all Odds
âI was unhappy with my medical staff. They were impulsive and naive.â
On a medical surgeon named Eva who jumped into the warzone just to save her husband instead of doing her job at camp.
On a medical surgeon named Eva who jumped into the warzone just to save her husband instead of doing her job at camp.
Reporter-Jose do you feel any pressure on you?
"Pressure! NO.Pressure is millions of People trying to feed their children. I don't feel any pressure."
Jose on the poor who have faced huge losses due to war.His aim was to rid his country of war and the world of evil dictators
"Pressure! NO.Pressure is millions of People trying to feed their children. I don't feel any pressure."
Jose on the poor who have faced huge losses due to war.His aim was to rid his country of war and the world of evil dictators
âMy history as a general cannot be compared with Hitler's history. He has zero battles won and I have a lot of them.â
When Hitler was trying to force enmity with someone far supreme to him.
When Hitler was trying to force enmity with someone far supreme to him.
"Freedom of speech. Free country. You can say what you want."
Mourinho's reply to Hitler after Hitler called him a p*ssy for defending the minorities march taking place in Germany.
Mourinho's reply to Hitler after Hitler called him a p*ssy for defending the minorities march taking place in Germany.
"People who don't understand military strategy analyse with stats"
Jose on the rumours that were spreading on the big loss of soldiers in the recently concluded battle in Porto which the Portugese won however faced heavy losses.
Jose on the rumours that were spreading on the big loss of soldiers in the recently concluded battle in Porto which the Portugese won however faced heavy losses.
Do you know what this is? 3-0. But it also means three wars and I won more wars alone than the other 5 generals together. Three for me and two for them two. So respect man, respect, respect, respect.
When the Portugese army went through a bad patch due to enemy alliances.
When the Portugese army went through a bad patch due to enemy alliances.
Mourinho while taking a small force to a major battle in London(later known as the Battle of Stamford Bridge)
"Mourinho does not lose at London. He indeed secured the city due to his magnificent strategy and hence ended the war. Took an iconic picture with the stadium as well.
"Mourinho does not lose at London. He indeed secured the city due to his magnificent strategy and hence ended the war. Took an iconic picture with the stadium as well.
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