Just wwx things-

"I don't intend to marry into the Lan Clan" - Wei Wuxian, not realising how much he is gonna eat his words in the future

Wwx I am imploring you

Oh no! Teenagers drinking alcohol, staying up late and cheating on tests! The horror!

Suddenly I relate to Lan Wangji

When I was 15 I had a crush on a boy in my class & didnt know how to deal w it so I wrote him a letter that just said "get out of my school"

Lan Zhan I am begging you to get a grip

Wei Ying I am begging you to get a grip

Jealous Lan Wangji is an ICON

Waiter : he looked like I was hugging his wife
Wwx : haha, yeah anyway- //uses Lan as his surname

Wei Wuxian really is oblivious to his own feelings huh

Something about Wei Wuxian playing with children made me so soft I started crying

Oh I love foreshadowing

Wei Wuxian getting soft thinking about Lan Wangji makes me soft too

Oh!!!!

OH!!!!!!!!!

Get him Lan Zhan

Honestly I just stan how lxc knows his brother has a crush and pushes him its so funny to me

"like his hair, [his features] felt a bit greasy" GET HIS ASS

what a large tortoise.

I'm so sorry for Lan Wangji, whose soulmate is just the biggest idiot ever

I will actually cry this is not a joke I am so sad

Gods I am so endlessly soft for them hhh

Anyway thinking about 6 year old Lan Wangji sitting waiting for his mother to open the door every month only to never see her again because he didn't understand she was gone makes me so sad

There is no heterosexual explanation how is he so oblivious to his own feelings

The perfect man DOES exist and his name is Lan Wangji

I can't believe Wei Ying has planned his and Lan Zhan's married life and they haven't even confessed yet I literally hate it here

This just reminds me of the time my blowup dolphin capsized me and 4 year old me who couldnt swim was lying on the bottom of the sea for a few seconds and when dad lifted me i claimed to have "drowned", it's just an accurate representation of children 10/10

Anyway I wanna be proposed to by being given a chicken I don't accept any other form of proposal Lan Wangji set the bar so high

I scrolled all the way back to 2 months ago to find this thread again, anyway, can these two stop for like 1 night I am begging them my sanity is draining