Hannibal is a damn good tv show and I hope they bring it back
Bruh how were they even able to show this in NBC like ???? this shit is off the wall
You go by Hannibal expecting roast chicken and this nigga bring out pureed eyeballs with sauteed liver linings served in a fuckin tortilla shell except the shell is made of pressed femurs. WHAT. WHO IS THIS NIGGA.
And he so smooth widdit. You’d never be able to tell that he be on some other shit. Nigga think he Rachel Ray to the bullshit when he a whole unsub.
The cinnamon topography of this show is everything. Every episode is so beautifully shot.
I love Gina Torres but Bella is trash💀 She cheating in this man and he tryna make sure she good and look how she do him
Jack and Will beefed out this is MESS
The think I love about this show is Will always looks so exposed and vulnerable all the time and Hannibal literally looks like a predator. Hungry. Alllll the time. Stowing all info away for a rainy day. Theyre total opposites of each other
Whats the over under on Hannibal killing Will but Will knows its gonna happen and is okay with it and this show ends with Hannibal grilling im at a 4th of July bbq
The acting is amazing on this show. Everyone is so physical and conveys so much through just their bodies and it all adds to whats going on like this is so cool to watch as someone who wants to make tv shows one day
Will always looks so flustered and nervous and agitated. It’s fascinating.
Jack and Bella finally talking im crying this scene is wounding me
Oh shit Eddie Izzard is in this show???
Lawrence Fishburne is GOLD in this show. Literal gold.
GILLIAN ANDERSON IS INVOLVED
Back on my Hannibal shit. Okay is Hannibal the Chespeak Ripper or WHAT THIS IS SO STRESSFUL
Ohmygod Demore Barnes is on Hannibal toooooo
Franklyn is so.....so.
The energy between Gillian Anderson and Mads Mikkelson is MAGNETICCCC i wanna see them do things
HE KILLED FRANKLYN OHMYGAWD
WAIT NOT HANNIBAL AND TOBIAS DUELING💀
Holy shitttttttttttt this is all so wild
Ohmygod so Hannibal thought Will died and when he walked in the room he looked so relieved ARE THEY A THING
Hugh Dancy gives me bug Bruce Banner energy
Ngl i’d let Gillian Anderson top me
Whats the ship name for Hannibal and Will? Hannibill? Wannibal?
Hannibal really dont have no problem telling folk he a killer. It really aint shit to him.
Lmaooo Hannibal told Will that they are both Abigail’s dads now this is brazy
This Abigail girl is WILDDDDDD
Alright so Hannibal definitely gives daddy dom energy
Whew cheelay Will losing his marbles girl
Will is on another planet. The only person who sees that is Hannibal. Everyone else is just like “oh you’re losing time and walking on the roofs? no problem heres another grisly murder”
Not Hannibal and the neurologist lying to him about his brain scans smh
WAIT BRUH HANNIBAL KILLED THE NEUROLOGIST
So the moose is a symbol of Hannibal right?
GORLLLLLLLLLL WHAT IS OCCURRING
Hannibal having a serial killer conference while Will having a who seizure right next to him wtffff
Hannibal: literally do not give this man a gun

Jack: it smell like bitch in here
Not this girl died from combing her hair?!?!?!
They gaslighting the fuck out of Will this suckssss to see. Hannibal dont give a damn about this man
Hannibal really framing Will to take the fall for all the shit he did is so FUCKED get this nigga outta here ASAP
Bruh so he framed him and now hes acting so shocked at the thought that Will mightve really killed someone. Like it ruins him somehow.
This is so fucked up bruh I cant tell what Will did or didnt do
IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND THIS SHOW IS INSANITY
Not be Captiain Obvious but Hannibal is a fucking piece of shit
Bruh so Hanmibal been on his Build-A-Killer shit?!? He trying to make Will a serial killer?!?!
PLEASE IM FREAKING OUT
Damn so Hannibal put a innocent boi in prison and he just coolin eating his human smoothies??? I got that right????
WHY DOES SEASON 2 START LIKE THIS
Damn Will just in the slamma. Hate to see it.
will:
hannibal: *writes “do you like me? check yes or no” on a dead body*
This show is so good omg there are no good guys. Everyone is shady as fuck.
OH SHIT THE JUDGE FUCK
Bruhhhhhhhh Hannibal out if pocket
Bella and Jack got me crying
Bella no :( Now Im crying
Dang the Katz girl snooping in Hannibal house. She finna die.
OH FUCK HE CAUGHT HER DJMSKSMSKS
Okay let me jump back in with Hannibal. I know Katz is finna be donezo. Im upset.
Hannibal really killed this girl bro I am fucking UPSET
Like i know his job description is “i kill people” but still
THEY GOT WILL WEARING THE HANNIBAL MASK AHHHHH
This Freddie girl is a fucking irritant
This Freddie girl looks like a cheap ass Black Widow cosplayer
Chilton literally looks like a fucking supervillain
WHEW mads mikkelson fine from the neck down
This show is so intense lmao this is what Criminal Minds SHOULD have been tbh
Will done bossed up this season
literally everyone: hannibal lecter is a fucking serial killer

jack crawford:
Daaaaamn Faux Ripper gone
Not Hannibal putting the moves on Miss Alana! Not he giving her the business by the harpsichord!
Hannibal is a fucking piece of work bruh
Me seeing everything go from worse to worser on Hannibal
MIRIAM STILL ALIVE AHHHHHHHH
Will finally getting out the slamma! The clink! The big house! The pen!
How do anybody trust Hannibal bro this man aint even got milk in his fridge.
Chilton finna die. Ice cold world for him.
GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
minor inconvenience: *happens*
hannibal:
Will Graham is clownlike
OH FUCK MIRIAM KILLED CHILTONNNMMM
Bruh i dont even know what the fanfic for this show would even look like. How the hell could it be wilder than this.
Hannibal throwing a piecr of diaphragm on the grill for memorial day weekend
Bruh Hannibal be putting it ZOWN on Alanna
Say bruh i hate this show cause they found a girl INSIDE a HORSE then found out she had a LIVE BIRD trapped in her chest and SHE IS SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE @BryanFuller explain yourself
This show had my pressure UP UP UP.
Whew ok i need s break
Im back on my Hannibal bullshit
The sexual tension between Will and Hannibal is INSANE bruh. Will talking about how great it felt when he thought he killed Hannibal TO HIS FACE and the whole vibe of the scene is so sexual
I think thats one of the things I like about these two characters. They know the truth about each other but no one else does. Makes for phenomenal scenes
Theory: all the scenes Hannibal has everything is dark with barely any light. If he lets the light in people see him for thte monster he is. Its easier to seem nonthreatening in the dark for him
Can these two just save everyone the trouble and fuck already
The cinnamon topography of this show is legendaric
baby if its one thing about Hugh Dancy that nigga gon wear the FUCK out of a coat with his fine ass
Like can we just pause for a sec and appreciate how good he fucking looks
IM TIRED OF THE TENSION BETWEEN THESE TWO IT IS KILLING ME INTERNALLY JUST FUCK ALREADY
Damn so Hannibal just knows every serial killer in the mid-Atlantic or?????
BRUH THIS NIGGA HAVING MIDNIGHT MEETINGS WITH SERIAL KILLERS AND TIPPING THEM OFF IS THIS A FUCKING BOOK CLUB OR SOMETHING
This is legit so wild. Hannibal pop up on his serial killer friends like “ay bruh feds watchin”just to fuck with Will. What an asshole.
Girl not Will telling Hannibal that Gillian Anderson came to see him in the slamma. Now Hannibal bout to turn sis into a pot roast.
HANNIBAL SENDING A FUCKIN SERIAL KILLER TO GO WILL WHAT THE FUCK I HATE IT HERE SO MUCH
LET THE CHOPPA SPRAY, WILL!!!!
Hannibal can really fucking choke at this point. I cant wait for Will to beat his ass
Not these two sending hired assassins as love notes to each other????????? But in all honesty he gotta beat Hannibal through the wall for this shit
This show is awful for my blood pressure
The dynamic between these two is just....wowowowow
HE TURNED THIS MAN INTO AN ANIMAL?!?!?? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!
Hannibal really turned Will into a baby serial killer. Like he got two bodies on him already and if he get one more he’s officially a serial killer
WILL IS ACTUALLY A SERIAL KILLER NOW PLS FREE ME FROM THIS MORTAL COUL
IM THRU I CANT TAKE THIS
How long before Will kills Freddie Lowns cause I feel like thats for sure in the pipeline
How Hannibal sleeps at night knowing he’s made Will’s life a living hell
Lmaooo Hannibal is the WORST psychiatrist ever. You come in there to talk about how a bitch at work had you fucked up and now he telling you to put some Windex in her K cups
Babyyyyyy I know Hannibal be putting it ZOWNNNNN okay he got the girls shook
Bruh the scene where Hannibal and Will fucking different people at the same time and its going back and forth is W I L D please isend an ambulance
WILL THROWIN IT BACK
MY A/C IS TOO HIGH IMA GO TURN IT OFF BRB
Me after watching this scene unfold
I....I am scandalized
OH SHIT MASON VERGER AHHHHH
“We know where we are with eachother. Isn’t that enough?” BABYYYYYY THEY IS IN LOVE
Girl not Freddie Lowns sneaking into Will house and seeing a murder weapon. Chile....count your days, sis. You’ll be a smoothie by the end of the week
WILL JUST FUCKING CAUGHT HER OH FUCK
OHHHH FUCK BRO WILL KILLED HER I THINK
OH BITCH PLEASE THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME BITCH
HE KILLED THIS GIRL AND BROUGHT HER PARTS TO HANNIBAL LIKE HE WAS INSTACART BITCH
WILL IS A CANNIBAL NOW TOO IMA FAINT
I wish yall could hear the various noises Ive been making watching this episode
I feel like I have been on the most insane roller coaster for the last 45 minutes
Lord make it all make sense
Bruh what if this is a setup. What if Jack and Will tryna trick Hannibal into thinking he on his serial killer shit just so they can get Hannibal to slip up
I dont know whats real and whats for play play. I dont wanna think Will flipped into a killer this fucking easy.
WAIT BITCH THIS GIRL TRAPPED WILL WITH A PREGNANCY?!?!?! IM SORRY?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
This show is....I have no words actually.
My mind is blank and blown. I cant do shit but stare at the tv in shock.
Meanwhile, Mason Verger is......
Alana realizing Hannibal is a serial killer is wild to me tbh because she really told Will that Hannibal was too dangerous for him but that she was gon keep weekly dick appointments with him regardless
Alright its time for Mason Verger to go
Hannibal aint ever known a lightbulb
Hannibal only use the light if the moon in his house. Not a lightbulb or a candle or a fucking phone.
Yeah bruh this Mason bitch gotta go
Alana gon get killed aint she?
I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT I KNEW MY NIGGA WILL AINT FOLD BITCH I KNEW IT WAS SOME SHIT
WILL IS UNDER COVER AS A SERIAL KILLER AND HE PLAYING HANNIBAL SO HE CAN PUT HIM IN THE SLAMMA
OH BITCH WHEN IM GOOD I AM FUCKING AMAZING
Bruh Will has been on his big boi shit this whole fucking season
Im taking a break
will: *literally is just vibing*
hannibal:
will and jack after he finally was convinced hannibal was gone off that nut shit
BACK ON MY HANNIBAL BULLSHIT
Hannibal HAS to know Will setting him up how could he NOT
Will has big dick energy this season I am here for it
The ENERGY in this scene with Will telling Hannibal he told this dude kill him just to see what would happen lmao Will is on his SHIT this season
THEY ARE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER ITS SO OBVIOUS
Every time Mason Verger put his feet up on Hannibal furniture he be ready to wring his neck this shit comedy
Im sorry but whoever this dude is just isnt beating Gary Oldman as Mason Verger
This is a Will Graham stan account
SHIT BRUH THEY FOUND HANNIBAL THERAPIST
Once again I have to stress: i would let Gillian Anderson top me
why is everybody on this show so fucking fine
I feel like Hannibal finna drug Will and take him to the chokey
“You don’t want me to have anything in my life that’s not you.”

“I only want whats best for you.” PLEASE FUCK ALREADY WHATS THE HOLD UP
“We’re both alone without each other” PLEASE I CANNOT TAKE THE TENSION
So Hannibal had to know issa setup. If he has more than one brain cell he has to know that.
Bruh I dont think I ever heard Hannibal just speak a normal sentence. You ask this man what the weather is outside and now he giving you a philosophical diatribe about how weather is a metaphor for the human condition. ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION BITCH.
MASON VERGER SENT THE SOPRANOS TO KILL HANNIBAL BRB SHOOK
Oh fuck is Hannibal in the pig pen?!?!
Bruhhhhhhh Hannibal bout to feed this man to the whole animal farm
BRUHHHHH HANNIBAL MADE MASON CUT HIS FACE OFF AND FEED IT TO WILLS DOGS PLS GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN TO CRAZY TOWN
Idk why Im shocked tbh cause in the books Hannibal took the top of this dude and ate his brain at the dinner table
This gotta be a dream. Aint no way Hannibal really pulled this shit off.
Wait Hannibal broke his neck and he still alive?????? How the fuck??????
has no one on this show ever seen or heard of a lightbulb
Hannibal is comparing him and will to Achilles and Patroclus FREE ME FROM THIS MORTAL COIL
Okay I think Im on the season finale for season 2
Baby....Hannibal be getting these fits OFF! Call him ranch cause he be DRESSING
I.........Will is telling both Jack and Hannibal how to kill each other WHAT DO I BELIEVE IS SHE SHADY OR NOT
Bella finna die and I know Im gonna cry because her and Jack are just....so precious. Its not fair😭
bella: will you save jack for me when im gone

hannibal: shiiiit im finna send him to the upper room right behind you
Hannibal think him and Will finna run off together i—
OH FUCK OH FUCK HANNIBAL KNOWS FREDDIE AINT DEAD HE SMELLED HER ON WILL
Whew fuck this episode has me sweating
This whole episode feels like
Wait bruh so Jack and Will bout to get arrested for trying to arrest Hannibal are you fucking shitting me
OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD I CANT
Hannibal bout to kill Jack goodbye im out
so yall can understand my pain
HE STABBED HIM PLS GOD PLS I CANT
Alana gun jamming oh nooooo
GIRL HE BOUT TO KILL ALANA I AM THRU I HATE IT HERE
ABIGAIL WAS FUCKING ALIVE ALL THIS TIME AND SHE JUST PUSHED ALANA OUT THE WINDOW IM SORRY WHAT THE FUCK AJZJnzkzjKjJjJjJjJjJjNznznznz
PLEASE IM FREAKJNG OUT
HOW THE FUCK WAS ABIGAIL ALIVE ALL THIS TIME HOW PLEASE GOD MAKE IT MAKE SENSE IT MAKES NO SENSE
HANNIBAL SAID HIM AND ABIGAIL WASNT LEAVING WITHOUT WILL THIS TWISTED FUCKIN FAMILY
HE FUCKING STABBED EILL OSLSNSNBANANSNANSNDNDNFNFKEKKEKSMS DBHSHAHANSNXXNMZMZ BANSNEKSKSKSKSHZHZGZGZGGZGZBZBXBZHSHZHXHXHXJ
YALL IM GETTING LIGHTHEADED IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT I CANNOT I HATE IT ALL
i sweatergawd im hyperventilating
HE KILLED ABIGAIL IM FUCKING THRU NOPE NO YEIM DONE GOODBYE
bruh. BRUH.
BRO LOCK THIS MAN UP WHAT THE FUCK
THATS IT?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Hznzkxjxjzjzxjzjnsxbdhdjxndjdnxnxnxn j h j jxjdjdjsjdkdjdkxkxkxjxj HE RAN OFF WITH THE FUCKING THERAPIST BITCH
Starting season 3
Im lying. Im out of commission. I cant. That shit was insane.
Shit yall not the entire last 10 minutes of 2x13 of Hannibal was just me having an enormous panic attack
I need something light lmao ima be back on my Hanmibal shit tomorrow jsjdndk
Ima just watch 3x01 long enough to see who still alive
Hannibal on vacation in Italy and already somebody trying him
I could listen to Mads Mikkelsen speak Italian forever
“I barely killed anyone since we got here” I GUESS YOU WANT A FUCKING COOKIE THEN DONT YOU YOU FUCKING WEIRDO
Is the therapist there under duress or because she wanted to be there???
Howwwwww did NBC get away with this show
She bout to try to shoot this man?
hannibal congratulating himself when he gets away with murder for the 9374th time
bro my eyes hurt
oh yeah the therapist lady definitely dont wanna be there
hannibal is a giant pile of shit. i cant stand this man.
I feel like either Hannibal is gonna kill Bedelia or she gon get herself out of here
So who is this stan Hannibal done picked up in Florence
Bruh i am CONCERNED for the therapist lady
So he saw her leaving and decided to kill the dude to make sure she would be too scared to. Bruh. Pls. I cant.
Hannibal gotta go. Periodt.
This man is a MENACE
Girl they saying Zachary Quinto was in this episode but I aint see him
3x02
bruh hannibal really carbed will up like thanksgiving turkey i cant deal
Its so wild that Hannibal didnt lose it when Will tried to kill him. He lost it when he realized Will set him up to be arrested. Thats the wildest part.
Hannibal would have rather Will kill him than Will get him arrested. The idea of him being in the slamma incensed him that much.
WILL IS ALIVE
ABIGAIL IS ALIVE
Hugh Dancy is so fucking fine lord help me
Bitch where the fuck is Jack
this gif means something to me
Wait........wait wait wait. So Hannibal is an INTERNATIONAL serial killer?!?!
Wait is Abigail alive or not?!?!
She ded :(
Season 3 and still the lighting on this show is nonexistent
IS JACK ALIVE
Girl why the FUCK are they looking for Hannibal in the fuckin catacombs?!?! Thats his habitat!!!
Literally only watching 3x03 to see is Jack alive or not
Jk im due for a break
BACK ON MY HANNIBAL BULLSHIT
“You cannot control, with respect, with whom you fall in love.” WOW BRB DYING
Wait....what kinda Wayne Manor knockoff Will sneaking into?👀
LITHUANIA?!?!?!?
HIS ANCESTRAL HOME
Of course Hannibal grew up in a haunted mansion. OF COURSE.
why are these two weirdos having a full ass convo in IKEA armchairs in the middle of the forest. The hell kinda shit?!
A new player has entered the game 👀 who is Miss Thing shooting birds and shit???
Lord not Hannibal making bacon from ARMS bro what the fuck LOCK THIS MAN AWAY
IM SORRY WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST ICE PICKED THIS MAN AT THE DINNER TABLE WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
YOU HAVE BEEN IN ITALY FOR FUCKING THREE HOURS AND YOUVE KILLED THREE PEOPLE WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
JACK IS ALIVEEEEE
Not Will camping out in the Forbidden Forest lord you are in the Lithuanian countryside BE SMARTER THAN THIS WILL
Will....I know Lithuania has AirBnBs sir. You do not need to be doing all this extra shit just GO IN THE HAUNTED MANSION
OH THE MYSTERY BITCH HAS A JAIL CELL UNDER THE HOUSE OKOKOK
Will can’t ever just....meet people normally?? He cant just run into a bitch at the local coffee shop? Must ALL his first dates happen in the woods??
Therapist Lady every time Hannibal try to talk some slick shit
wait wait WAIT. WAIT. Hannibal left this random girl with the dude that killed his sister???? Um???????
He gon kill this therapist lady and Im not ready at all
Will aint been im Lithuania but ten minutes and he already kidnapping people
Mm. So did Hannibal slip up in not killing Will and Jack or was he just too frenzied and disorganized to make sure they were dead?????
Miss Thing killed the mystery prisoner!!! So now that Will has unlocked this character he can link back with Jack and Italy Cop for Infinity War
OH WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WILL JUST TURN THIS MAN BODY TO A FUCKING DRAGONFLY?!!! Oh hell nah lock his ass up too asap
“There is only one way you will forgive Will Graham.”

“....I have to eat him.”

Me:
Chilton???? Is still alive somehow???? WHY DOES THIS MAN HAVE THE RESILIENCE OF A FUCKING NOKIA PHONE
Nah bruh somebody need to make this make sense cause IT AINT CLICKING. How this man caught a cap to the head and DIDNT DIE.
just a quick reminder that i want hugh dancy to **** me into a ****
will: i wanted to run away with him

jack:
Alana still alive. Bruh how did EVERYBODY make it out of Hannibal’s TreeHouse of Terror with just a scratch slsksks
Ooo Alana has a chair now. Well.
Will really gone off this man. Hannibal aint even dicked him down yet and he is GONE for this man.
Mason Verger aka mayor of Creepsville USA.
Mason to Alana: “Hannibal got deeper inside you than he did with any of us.”

Me:
Bella dead🥺🥺
This funeral bout to make me cry. He loved her so much.
HANNIBAL MESSY ASS SENDING CONDOLENCE CARDS AND FLOWERS?!?!
It is not a coincidence that Mason Verger now looks like a pig right? Im not imagining that?
Cordell! I remember him from the movies!
The guy playing Mason Verger gives me Sean Connery moments
Bruh Will is so fine I cant look past it
Will turning into Hannibal Jr. over here with these fucking soliloquies
Im waiting for Therapist Lady to hit Hannibal over the head with a candlestick and dip tf out
Will strung that man up in Hannibal old manor estate for...why???? Is this his version of a text message???
Jack being a widow just makes me so teary
MASON DEADASS JUST TOLD ALANNA “Spitters are quitters and you dont strike me as a quitter.” BITCH IM CLOCKING TF OUT GOODBYE
So Alanna is a super villain now??
The Italian FBI dude just stepped to Hannibal and told him the feds is watching him. Soon as he saw this man he knew what the fuck time it was. RED ALERT MOTHERFUCKERS IL MOSTRO IS BACK ON HIS BULLSHIT
THIS BITCH JUST PUSHED WILL OFF THE FUCKIN TRAIN GIRLLLLLLL THIS SHOW INSISTS ON BEING HORRID FOR MY HEALTH
OH SHIT ITALY COP LINKED WITH MASON VERGER
Hannibal bout to kill Italy Cop skkskdjdz rip m8
Did I or did I not call it
Smoke break brb
WE BACK
Not Hannibal finna hang this man up in a church?!?!?!?!
BRUH HANNIBAL IS GONE OFF THE FUCKING BEANBAGS. HE ANSWERED THE PHONE CALL FROM THE COP PHONE DJMSNSNSS
HE DONE KILLED THIS MAN OH FUCK
RIGHT IN FRONT OF JACK
MORTAL KOMBAT II: Jack vs Hannibal
YEAHHHHHH BEAT HIS ASS JACK
JACK BEATING HIS ASS AHHHHHHHH ALEXA PLAY KNUCK IF YOU BUCK
JACK WASHING HIS ASS LIKE DORM DIRTY CLOTHES BITCH
DONT LET HIM GET AWAY JACK COME ON
Idk why but seeing Jack and Hannibal fight really stirs something within me
Bruh Hannibal hobbling all over Florence and Jack cant catch up to him WHY
Hannibal been fucked up ever since he stabbed Will. He been slippin HARDT.
WILL AND JACK LINKED BACK UP
The cinnamon topography of Will standing in the person sized cage with Jack behind him CHEFS KISS
Dont kill Therapist Lady, Hannibal. Come on bruh. Have a heart.
HE FINNA KILL DANA SCULLY I FUCKING HATE IT HERE
Cordell is a fucking UNSUB bruh this man has DEFINITELY killed people
Why is Alanna helping Mason do killer things????? For what reason????
Is the therapist lady poisoning herself?!?!?! Sis no!
Jk she just high as a kite
Is Mason ever NOT fucking disgusting
WILL AND HANNIBAL IN THIS ART MUSEUM THEYRE SO CUTE AND PRECIOUS
“You and I have begun to blur.” I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT NOW KISS
THIS WHOLE SCENE IN THIS ART MUSEUM IM ABOUT TO MELT INTO A PILE OF PLASMA
WILL JUST GOT SHOT OH FUCK
ALANA AND MARGOT FUCKIN?!?!?!?!?!
You know...I don’t hate it!
THIS COP FINNA KILL HER GOODBYE
Hannibal and Will hugging over his gunshot wound STOP HURTING ME
Lord not Hannibal done drugged him up and strapped him to this chair
Oh christ Hannibal preparing him to be eaten remove me from this mortal coil ASAP
I AM EXPERIENCING ANGER RIGHT NOW WHY ARE WE ABOUT TO HAVE ANOTHER HOEDOWN THROWDOWN IN THE KITCHEN
HE CUT HIS ANKLES IM SO TIRED OF HIM AND THIS TOMFOOLERY
Hannibal Lebron Gerard Lecter STOP THIS TOMFOOLERY THIS INSTANT
OHMYGOD FMNSNSNSNSNS
HES CUTTING THE TOP OF HIS HEAD OFF OH FUCK NO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO
WAIT BITCH MASON KIDNAPPED THEM?!?!?!
Fuck this shit I am fuckin STRESSED bitch
@BryanFuller do you wanna tell me why you want my blood pressure to be so high??!!
Whew father. I am STRESSSSSSST
Im thru for the night
FUCK IT WE BALL #Hannibal
For those watching at home, Im just starting on 3x07
GIRL WHO CAME IN TO STOP HANNIBAL FROM PULLING THE TOP OFF WILL MAYBACH
YOU NOT BOUT TO KILL JACK BRO COME THE FUCK ON
Thats my bitch! Come on Chiyo!
Jack Motherfucking Crawford! What other bitch you know built Ford tough like him?!?!?!
Mason and Margot bout to try to finesse Alanna into being pregnant I just know it Im never wrong about this shit
Aside: has NO CLUE that Joe Anderson is the one playing Mason Verger but wow he’s kind of killing it
Bruh its like somebody told Joe Anderson “bruh just pretend you’re Sean Connery”
Im truly dead at Hannibal being strapped to this chair and riding around in it like a kid on a roller coaster. He’s having so much fun lmaooo
HE PLANNING TO TAKE WILL FACE OFF AND PUT IT ON HIS LIKE THIS????
Hannibal being so proud and excited about the effort Mason and Cordell put into their plan to kill him skksksms
DID WILL JUST TRY TO BITE THISMAN FACE OFF WHAT IN THE FUCK
Bruh....Hannibal naked and getting BRANDED and he just takin it like a champ HE LOVES THIS SHIT
Bruh. Mason Verger is just....so disgusting. I need him gone asap.
Wait.....who’s the surrogate????? Is it Freddie???? Or Alanna?!??
Poor Will. This man stay getting tossed around by EVERYbody bruh. He aint ever won a fight in his life.
Ay bruh why they got Hannibal hung up like this????
Wait bitch what if Alanna is deep undercover for the FBI at the Verger house
Jesusssss that scene of Hannibal standing up and getting that collar off >>>
How does Cordell know how to do so much shit????? Surgery, cooking, bodyguarding....where he learnt all this????
A PIG?!?!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!?! NOPE BITCH IM GONE IM OUT IM THROUGH
I....IM SORRY WHAT @BryanFuller IS IT CRACK?! IS IT?! THAT YOU SMOKE?!?! A PIG MAMA?!?!?
Girl. A pig. A fucking pig. Bitch you lying to me today. I CANT COMPREHEND
My tv has been paused for several minutes now because IM SORRY WHAT THE FUCK
Whew chile. Alright Im going back in
me preparing to head back into this mess
NOT WILL FACE LORD I CANT
HE SAVED WILL AND GOT CORDELL OUTTA HERE I KNEW MY BITCH HANNIBAL WASNT GON FOLD
THEY TOOK THIS MAN SPERM AND FED HIM TO HIS EELS AND THE FUCKING EEL CRAWLED DOWN HIS THROAT PLEASE I CAN NO LONGER FUNCTION OR EXIST AS A MULTICELLED ORGAMISM RIGHT NOW
This episode is........truly the most insane of them all. And I survived 2x13.
So Hannibal and Will just gonna keep trying to kill each other instead of just going on dates like normal people????
HANNIBAL SURRENDERING?!?!?!?!?!?! HE GON FOLD?!???!?!! JUST SO WILL CAN SEE HIM WHENEVER????
Yall aint tell me 3x07 was gon be all this!!!
The fact that the pig thing wasn’t the wildest part of this episode
Alright let me make it through one more episode girl cause Im SHOOK
Okay so Red Dragon is the only Hannibal movie Ive never seen so anything related to that is going over my head
wait girl the tatoo shop selling teeth?!??
Mads Mikkelsen is so fine lord
THREE YEARS LATER?!?!?!?!?!
This haircut is really good on him though
Who tf is this weird man covered in squid ink
A FAMILY ANNIHILATOR?!?!?! UM?!?!
Nobody on this show ever speaks in straight fucking sentences and it is IRRITATING
William Jermaine Graham WHERE ARE YOU
My baby Will just living on his land with his puppas loving life and Jack roll up asking him for help with this serial killer shit smh LEAVE MY BOY IN PEACE
MOLLY AND WALTER?!?! WHO THE FUCK?!?!?!
Nah bitch who the fuck is Molly and Walter
Me looking at this random bitch and her kid Will living with
Not Hannibal sending Will love letters?!?!?
Will sneaking into crime scenes in the dead of night after spending so long protecting his mental health smh
Will doing his breathing exercises 😍 Come on growth!
Will back on his season 1 nervies. Poor baby. He was doing so well.
“I have to see Hannibal.” YOU SURE DO WILLIAM
Alright Im on 3x09
Bruh Hannibal being a fucking BRAT this whole visit is blowing me lmao
I feel like this is the fourth time Ive asked this but BITCH IS ABIGAIL ALIVE?!?!
Tertiary inquiry: WHO THE FUCK IS MOLLY AND WALTER
ALANNA HAD THE VERGER BABY?!?!
Im pausing for a bit I need abreak this is just SO MUCH HAPPENING
Alright. I’m heading back in for more tomfoolery. #Hannibal
Will and Hannibal acting like divorced husbands with shared custody of the concept of Serial Killing™️
HE SAW THE WEIRD MOOSE DEMON IN THE GLASS SHARD AHHHH
“How did you choose yours? A readymade wife and step-son to suit your needs?” BITCH NOT HANNIBAL TALKIN BOUT I SEEN YOUR NEW BITCH AND SHE AINT ME🤣🤣🤣
“A stepson absolves you of any biological blame. You know better than to breed. Can’t pass on those terrible traits you fear the most.” BITCHHHHHH WHY IS HANNIBAL READING HIM SO VICIOUSLY
Im so upset they havent fucked yet lmao yall have no idea
*sigh* Freddie fucking Lowns is back. But thankfully with hair that looks real on her head.
How does Hannibal not have a beard at all??? This man is in the SLAMMA. The CLINK. The PEN. The BIG HOUSE. And he still maintaining a fresh cut????
“You’ve got Will dressed up in moral dignity pants. Nothing is his fault.” Baby..Hannibal is LIVID that Will got him arrested. He holding on to that grudge tight as hell.
Did we ever find out how the fuck Alana ends up running the mental hospital???? This not making no sense.
BITCH MCSCUSE ME DID HE DIG UP THIS MAN BODY FOR SHOW AND TELL WITH ABIGAIL?!?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!
Hannibal is a fucking NUT
Honestly one of my favorite things about this show is that it could easily have slipped into procedural territory but it never did. It stuck to the story.
FREDDIE CALLED WILL AND HANNIBAL MURDER HUSBANDS PLEASEEEEEEE IM THRU
Christ this fucking squid ink family annihilator is about to go after Will i hate it here
RUTINA WESLEY IS ON HERE AHHH
What accent is this that she has???
Lord he bout to kill her aint he
Bruh they tryna make me care about this Molly girl and I simply.....
So Hannibal is pissed at Will for playing him but also pissed at Jack for playing Will. Make it make sense.
THE GREAT RED DRAGON
Should I start 3x10 tonight or save it for tomorrow?
Ima save it for tomorrow because I wanna finish the show in one sitting
ALRIGHT BITCH WE BACK LETS FINISH THIS SHIT #Hannibal
How this Red Dragon bitch look in front this mirror
Wait bitch not Red Dragon sneaking into Hannibal old office??????
Can’t NOBODY on this show speak in straight sentences??? Everybody speak in soliloquies and limmericks????
Lmao not Hannibal comparing himself to John the Baptist💀 Fucking drama queen
Dragon?!? Revelations?!?! 666?!?! EXCUSE ME??????
Zachary Quinto in here?!👀
“You didn’t lose yourself, Bedelia. You hust crawled so far up his ass you couldn’t be bothered” A DRAGGING ON THIS DAY!!!!
The way Will just drags these hoes now is just.....legendaric. From a sweet smol bean to a bitch with no fucks to give.
Red Dragon bout to kill this blind lady aint he
BITCH TAKE YO HAND OUT THAT FUCKIN TIGER MOUTH
Red Dragon got hoes on deck but I dont. What a world.
WAIT NOT SHE WAS GIVING RED DRAGON THAT NECK
HE GIVING HER THAT WORK BITCH
BITCH DID HE KILL HER?!?!?!?! WHO HOUSE THIS IS HE IN???
Alright my good bitch is alive (for now)
The Black nurse lady told Hannibal if he try anything she’ll mace him in the face. So naturally Im assuming she’ll be the first one he kills when he gets out
HANNIBAL TOOK SOMETHING OUT THE PHONE SNSMSKSKS THIS BITCH FINNA BREAK OUT
Lord girl he done got Will address he finna kill Will wife AND the stepson I HATE IT HERE
I wish I was Zachary Quinto’s cup of tea cause he is FINE AS HELL to me
*sigh* so Hannibal just fucks over ALL his patients smh
“Is your wife aware of how intimately you and Hannibal know each other?” OOOOO BITCH MESS
WAIT. Is Zachary Quinto the patient Bedelia killed?????
OH BITCHHHHHHHHH HOW THE FUCK
SO SHE AINT EVEN KILL HIM FORREAL FORREA
My general thoughts while watching #Hannibal
Bruh really knocked this lady out AT THE ART MUSEUM for a fucking Etsy print and HES EATING THE FUCKING PAINTING
Will stay letting somebody hem him the fuck up. FIGHT THE FUCK BACK
3x11
EVERYBODY SPEAKS IN FUCKING IAMBIC PENTAMETER ON THIS SHOW WHAT THE FUCK
So Hammibal finessing Red Dragon into KILLING Will AND HIS FAMILY
“Kill them all” HUH?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK MCSCUSE ME BITCH?!?!
Wait bitch hold up one black ass minute. Hannibal not only wants Will dead BUT HIS NEW WIFE AND STEPKID TOO?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!
Nah at this point Hannibal gotta die bro i dont even give a fuck who kills him anymore HE HAS TO GO
Red Dragon doing all these fuckin interpretive dances in the mirror BITCH GET SOME HELP
WILLS DOGS HAVE BEEN POISONED ITS TIME FOR HANNIBAL TO FUCKING GO
THERES AN FBI NOTICE IN THE FUCKING VETS OFFICE FREE ME I BEG
Petty/jealous Hannibal is a fucking trip
Hanmibal is literally dropping SO MANY HINTS that RD is going after Will’s fam and Will is just....not fucking getting it I guess??????
GIRL HE IS THE THEY FUCKING HOUSE DRESSED LIKE FUCKIN DAREDEVIL BITCH IM SHAKING
I DONT LIKE IT HERE AT ALL
MOLLY GOT AWAY OKAY BITCH I SEE YOU
Yall know I aint see it for Molly at first but lemme find out Will married a down ass bitch!
Aside: Alanna just feels incredibly different now. Like a whole other bitch.
THIS MAN LETTING A GHOST BEAT HIS ASS
Pls dont kill Reba i like her :(
Alright cool so they broke up. Blessings.
How is it crossing NO ONE’S mind to go check and see if anyone is at Hannibal’s old office
THEY WERE TRYINGG TO TRACE THE FUCKING CALL AND HANNIBAL TIPPED THIS MAN OFF I FUCKING HATE THIS MAN
FINALLY!!!!!! THEY PUT HIM IN THE FUCKIN MASK!!!!! ICONIC!!!!!!
I hope Molly leaves Will. Its the safest thing for her and her kid to do honestly.
will: what you say to him

hannibal: “save yourself, kill them all” then i gave him your home address. how’s the wife?

me:
If will dont break through the glass and kill hannibal he was never gang
BRUHHHHHHHHHG
Starting 3x12
Idk man should i hold 3x12 and 3x13 for tomorrow???? Idk if Im built to be stressed to my wits end tonight
Nvm @truerself said they waiting on me to tweet this one so i guess im gonna. I aint no bitch😤
fuck it we ball
Why....in the FUCK is Will going to Bedeli for his therapy sessions
Aside: it feels like Will has aged decades since the first portion of season 3
WILL JUST ASKED BEDELI IF HANNIBAL IS IN LOVE WITH HIM AND SHE SAID HE FINDS NOURISHMENT AT THE VERY SIGHT OF HIM PLS ESCORT ME OFF THE MORTAL COIL
Hannibal tryna use Will to start an apocalypse of sorts WHAT A FUCKIN DRAMA QUEEN
All Im not even ten minutes in and Im shook
Chilton the Nokia Phone is back. Legends never die I guess.
Hannibal while Chilton is yelling about how he tried to save him and how he just fucked it up
Im gonna assume Red Dragon will be the one to kill the Chokia Phone
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