short thread of babies i would punchđŸ„Š đŸ„°
first is big baby, why tf is he that big, and why doesn’t he have HAIR, therefore i would punch him á”á”˜ËĄá”—â±á”–ËĄá”‰ ᔗⁱᔐᔉ˹
next is chocolate baby, AGAIN why doesn’t he have hair, and why is he looking at me like that, he looks like E.T. (the alien), and he looks like the grandpa who ate paint, therefore i would punch the chocolate right off his weird ugly face
next is the cgi twilight baby, why didn’t they get a real baby? it’s ugly asf, and makes me uncomfy, therefore i would punch this fake cgi baby until she was real
last is jake gyllenhaal baby, yes this is actually him, how did he go from this ugly thing to his hot self now, that is the million dollar question, therefore i would punch this baby bc he’s just so ugly and he has a big ass head
end of thread. GET WRECKED UGLY BABIES đŸ„ŠđŸ„°
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