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a thread of hannibal saying or doing shit that make me wanna punch him maybe (mostly his puns but not rlly)
jack: i'm special agent jack crawford, fbi. may i come in?
hannibal: you may wait in the waiting room.
h: franklin, i'll see you next week.
franklyn: y-yes..
h: unless, of course, this is about him.
f: *horrified*
j: no, this is all about you
f: ...
hannibal: you may wait in the waiting room.
h: franklin, i'll see you next week.
franklyn: y-yes..
h: unless, of course, this is about him.
f: *horrified*
j: no, this is all about you
f: ...
will, eating the breakfast hannibal prepared for him: mm. that's delicious, thank you.
hannibal, watching him eat (what we can only hope Isn't human meat) for too long: my pleasure.
hannibal, watching him eat (what we can only hope Isn't human meat) for too long: my pleasure.
[iconic]
will: I don't find you that interesting.
hannibal: ... you will.
will: I don't find you that interesting.
hannibal: ... you will.
hannibal: you ever have any problems, will?
will: no...
hannibal: of course you don't... you and i are just alike; problem free.
hannibal: nothing about us to feel horrible about. *some more prolongued staring*
will: no...
hannibal: of course you don't... you and i are just alike; problem free.
hannibal: nothing about us to feel horrible about. *some more prolongued staring*
abigail: I think you called the house as a serial killer. just like my dad.
hannibal: ... i am nothing like your dad. (
)
h: i made a mistake. something easily misconstrued, not unlike yourself.
a: ...
h: ... I'll keep your secret.
a: and i'll keep yours.
hannibal: ... i am nothing like your dad. (
)h: i made a mistake. something easily misconstrued, not unlike yourself.
a: ...
h: ... I'll keep your secret.
a: and i'll keep yours.
jack: what am I about to put in my mouth?
hannibal: rabbit
jack: he shouldve hopped faster
hannibal, chuckling: yes he should have
hannibal: but fortunately for us, he did not
hannibal: rabbit
jack: he shouldve hopped faster
hannibal, chuckling: yes he should have
hannibal: but fortunately for us, he did not
[dinner with jack and bella)
hannibal: for our next course: roasted pork shank.
hannibal: and i assure you, bella, it was an especially supercilious pig.
hannibal: for our next course: roasted pork shank.
hannibal: and i assure you, bella, it was an especially supercilious pig.
[iconic]
hannibal, standing close behind will: ... *sniff*
will: ... did you just smell me?
h: difficult to avoid.
h: I really must introduce you to a finer aftershave. that smells like something with a ship on the bottle.
w, dry chuckling: i keep getting it for christmas.
hannibal, standing close behind will: ... *sniff*
will: ... did you just smell me?
h: difficult to avoid.
h: I really must introduce you to a finer aftershave. that smells like something with a ship on the bottle.
w, dry chuckling: i keep getting it for christmas.
^ cont. ^
hannibal: have your headaches been any worse lately? more frequent?
will: yes, actually.
h: i'd change the aftershave.
hannibal: have your headaches been any worse lately? more frequent?
will: yes, actually.
h: i'd change the aftershave.
alana: i don't think i've ever had tongue before
hannibal: it was a particularly chatty lamb
hannibal: it was a particularly chatty lamb
^ cont. ^
chilton: the romans used to kill flamingos just to eat their tongues
hannibal: don't give me ideas. your tongue is very feisty.
hannibal: and as this evening has already proven, it's nice to have an old friend for dinner.
chilton: the romans used to kill flamingos just to eat their tongues
hannibal: don't give me ideas. your tongue is very feisty.
hannibal: and as this evening has already proven, it's nice to have an old friend for dinner.
hannibal: did jack ask you to profile the ripper?
alana: not since i consulted on the case with miriam, before she disappeared.
hannibal: crawford's trainee?
alana: yeah.
hannibal: very sad...
alana: not since i consulted on the case with miriam, before she disappeared.
hannibal: crawford's trainee?
alana: yeah.
hannibal: very sad...
will: *didnt show up to his appointment*
hannibal: ...
hannibal: *goes back to his desk*
hannibal: *contemplates calling will*
hannibal: *checks when the appointment was set for*
hannibal: ...
hannibal: *gets in his car and drives to will*
hannibal: ...
hannibal: *goes back to his desk*
hannibal: *contemplates calling will*
hannibal: *checks when the appointment was set for*
hannibal: ...
hannibal: *gets in his car and drives to will*
^ cont. ^
hannibal: I have a 24 hour cancellation policy.
will: ... what time is it?
hannibal: nearly 9 o'clock.
hannibal: I have a 24 hour cancellation policy.
will: ... what time is it?
hannibal: nearly 9 o'clock.
(implying he drove for almost an hour and 20 minutes because will didnt show up to his appointment, i hate him)
hannibal: *looks at the multitude of pictures of crime scenes will has on his desk*
hannibal, holding the picture of miriam lass' severed arm from the bunch: who's this?
hannibal, holding the picture of miriam lass' severed arm from the bunch: who's this?
^ cont. ^
will: it's jack crawford's trainee. she's not like other victims; the ripper had no reason to humiliate miriam lass
hannibal: seems to me he was humiliating someone.
w: yeah, he was humiliating jack.
h: ... did it work?
( :| )
w: i'd say it worked Really well.
will: it's jack crawford's trainee. she's not like other victims; the ripper had no reason to humiliate miriam lass
hannibal: seems to me he was humiliating someone.
w: yeah, he was humiliating jack.
h: ... did it work?
( :| )
w: i'd say it worked Really well.
jack: Will, there you are. And dr. lecter, what a surprise. We have a lead.
jack: would you care to, uh, help us catch the ripper?
hannibal, seemingly pleased: how could i refuse?
jack: would you care to, uh, help us catch the ripper?
hannibal, seemingly pleased: how could i refuse?
beverly: is there gps on that ambulance?
guy: mhm
b: encrypted messaging or remote tracking?
g: we cant afford that kind of hardware. we use consumer grade.
b: digital trunk systems. jack?
jack: yeah?
1/2
guy: mhm
b: encrypted messaging or remote tracking?
g: we cant afford that kind of hardware. we use consumer grade.
b: digital trunk systems. jack?
jack: yeah?
1/2
beverly: if the ambulance radio is on, i can use a df sweep to find it.
jack: good.
hannibal (with a delighted expression on his face, mind you), to will: this is very educational
2/2
jack: good.
hannibal (with a delighted expression on his face, mind you), to will: this is very educational
2/2
*them finding the organ harvester*
jack: I need you to assess the situation here doctor.
hannibal, climbing in the ambulance and looking at what's happening: he was removing his kidney. Poorly.
jack: I need you to assess the situation here doctor.
hannibal, climbing in the ambulance and looking at what's happening: he was removing his kidney. Poorly.
