since everyone else is doing this, here are my opinions (+ some advice) on the signs. ~based on personal experiences, not sorry if ur offended~
aries
- so fucking moody
- can you just listen to people for once rather than snapping the moment that someone tries to talk to you ????
- maybe listen to other people& #39;s opinions instead of speaking over everyone else
- stop intimidating everyone into agreeing with you
taurus
- too loud
- literally shut up
- u think that you& #39;re always right and you& #39;re too stubborn to ever consider changing your mind
- stop talking about people behind their back
- stop holding grudges, nobody cares that you dont like them.
- you act tough but you& #39;re tiny.
gemini
- you& #39;re so overly dramatic holy shit
- literally overthink everything
- gain some patience.
- over-sharers and somehow always have gossip
- you always make yourself look like the good guy, even tho you were probably the shitty one
- make up your mind !!!!!
cancer
- best sign
- dont tell them they aren& #39;t the best sign or they will cry
- its not their fault that they& #39;re so fucking emotional
- honestly maybe they should just take a nap
- call them nice petnames and hug them. be nice to them. if they cry, it& #39;s your fault, not theirs
leo
- either the nicest people in the world or literally the biggest shits
- u act like u care about others but you probably only actually care about yourself
- you only do something if u think u can gain from it
- (the nice ones are probably the best people in the world tho)
virgo
- manipulative
- self-centered
- you think you& #39;re the only people capable of feeling anything, so you& #39;ll gladly shit on everyone else
- stop trying to fix everyone. you& #39;re the ones who need fixing.
- stop seeking attention and compliments, you dont deserve them
libra
- you act intimidating but literally none of you know how to confront anyone
- pls learn to communicate
- its really not that hard to just tell people what& #39;s wrong
- stop avoiding everyone
scorpio
- do i even need to tell you whats wrong with you??
- i think u already know how much of an asshole u are
- all of u enjoy being assholes and u love making other people feel bad
- (yet, for some reason everyone still loves you?? why does everyone want to marry a scorpio)
sagittarius
- i asked my gc if they knew any sags, and we all agreed that sags are the most forgettable. sorry.
- maybe gain a personality trait or two
capricorn
- you& #39;re a mess
- can you just leave the past in the past??
- i know that you& #39;re smart but can you stop showing off for like 2 seconds???
- not everything is about you!!!!
aquarius
- you are literally like sirens; you& #39;re ridiculously pretty and talented, but it& #39;s a trap. you will ruin other people& #39;s lives and then pretend it was an accident.
- u have a bad habit of re-entering people& #39;s lives and digging up the past. pls stop. it& #39;s shitty.
pisces
- demons
- stop manipulating people into liking u
- why do you enjoy ruining people& #39;s lives so much???
- you act scary but you secretly like being called soft names like "cupcake". pls just make up your mind. it& #39;s confusing.
- honestly nobody should ever trust a pisces
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