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Kurun: you guys are late. I thought you were coming here right after closing the shop
Nuallef: we did
K: you stayed open after 9:00?
Takka: I didn't really have a choice
N: yeah he was stuck with a Karen, it was painful to watch
K: a what?
N: a Karen
Nuallef: we did
K: you stayed open after 9:00?
Takka: I didn't really have a choice
N: yeah he was stuck with a Karen, it was painful to watch
K: a what?
N: a Karen
K: who's Galen?
N: no, not Galen, Karen. KAREN
K: Gallen? Who's that?
N: damn it, help me out, Takka
T: uhh
K: ???
N: ...
T: *SIGH* he means a K-K-K-K damn it a K-K-K GOD DAMN IT SHE WAS BLONDE AND WANTED TO SEE THE MANAGER
K: oooooohhhhhhh a Karen
N: YES
T: YES
N: no, not Galen, Karen. KAREN
K: Gallen? Who's that?
N: damn it, help me out, Takka
T: uhh
K: ???
N: ...
T: *SIGH* he means a K-K-K-K damn it a K-K-K GOD DAMN IT SHE WAS BLONDE AND WANTED TO SEE THE MANAGER
K: oooooohhhhhhh a Karen
N: YES
T: YES
K: so what happened with Karen? Did you manage to de-escalate things?
T: uhhā¦ that's... one way of putting it, yeah
K: *facepalm* oh god you killed her, didn't you?
T: No!
K:
T: ...maybe
N: yeah she dead
K: you can't just kill bad clients *double facepalm*
T: uhhā¦ that's... one way of putting it, yeah
K: *facepalm* oh god you killed her, didn't you?
T: No!
K:
T: ...maybe
N: yeah she dead
K: you can't just kill bad clients *double facepalm*
N: I mean, she kinda had it coming
K: *sigh* what did she do?
T: she said some nasty things
K: like?
N: well she called me a N-- for one
K: yikes
N: and she called us fags
T: and she used the R word. You know I lose my temper when people say the R word
K: *sigh* what did she do?
T: she said some nasty things
K: like?
N: well she called me a N-- for one
K: yikes
N: and she called us fags
T: and she used the R word. You know I lose my temper when people say the R word
K: okay fine I get the point. It's not like I can undo it anyway. Did you remember to turn off the security cameras
T: you... might have some tapes to erase
K: *groan* you guys have no idea how much damage control you require
T: sorry...
K: you'll have to do better than "sorry"
T: you... might have some tapes to erase
K: *groan* you guys have no idea how much damage control you require
T: sorry...
K: you'll have to do better than "sorry"
N: I closed the blinds and convinced him to take her to the back first so nobody saw?
K: that's just great. Please tell me it was a clean kill
T: it's a butcher shop. When ISN'T there blood all over the floor?
N: dude read the room, no jokes
T: sorry... no mess, I swear
K: that's just great. Please tell me it was a clean kill
T: it's a butcher shop. When ISN'T there blood all over the floor?
N: dude read the room, no jokes
T: sorry... no mess, I swear
K: I'll call that a silver lining... I'm gonna have SO much work to do to fix this. Movie night is canceled. And all the overtime I have to pull to make her disappearance NOT look like a murder by a werewolf with a temper is coming out of your pay
T: but I said sorry!
K:
T:
T: but I said sorry!
K:
T:
K: and you, what's your excuse? You could have stopped him
N: who, me? But I'm just a tiny weredhole and he's a huge werewolf
K: don't play coy, I know you could throw him across the room if you wanted to
N: yeaahhhhā¦ buuut, she had it coming
K: I hate you guys so much right now
N: who, me? But I'm just a tiny weredhole and he's a huge werewolf
K: don't play coy, I know you could throw him across the room if you wanted to
N: yeaahhhhā¦ buuut, she had it coming
K: I hate you guys so much right now
K: I guess at least it's better than last time a client called you the R-word
T: last time wasn't THAT bad
K: ok tell me how it could possibly have been worse than shoving someone head first into a meat grinder
T: if I'd done it feet first the whole neighbourhood would have heard
T: last time wasn't THAT bad
K: ok tell me how it could possibly have been worse than shoving someone head first into a meat grinder
T: if I'd done it feet first the whole neighbourhood would have heard
N: he does have a point
K: why haven't I fired you yet?
T: it's either love or pity and I'm not sure I want to know which
K: at this point it's more like masochism
T: you DID hire me to disappear people
K: SPECIFIC people
T: hey, it's not my fault if I'm too good at my job
K:
K: why haven't I fired you yet?
T: it's either love or pity and I'm not sure I want to know which
K: at this point it's more like masochism
T: you DID hire me to disappear people
K: SPECIFIC people
T: hey, it's not my fault if I'm too good at my job
K:
