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*takes a break from her usual fandom to write the exact same bullshit in a different fandom*
Me: "Both of these characters look terrible and I'm judging every single person that came out of this movie thirsting after either of them. I will now write at least 11k of fwb featuring them. Yes, it will be soft because that's my Brand."
All My Friends Are Enablers.
I told a friend this would definitely pass 20k and she had her doubts.
This is how you know she and I haven't been in the same fandom in years.
This is how you know she and I haven't been in the same fandom in years.
"Cee Writes Romance" bingo: FOOD
When this is finished I'm asking everyone to give me charity kudos because this fandom is tiny and I've spent a lot of time on this.
Me, sobbing: "These characters aren't emotionally damaged and I don't have to spend 20k on solving their issues. This is so beautiful."
The muse, holding flowers and chocolates, going down on one knee: "My fair-"
Me: "Shut the fuck up and get out of here."
My sense of humor, raiding my fridge while drinking my coffee: "Hey, asshole."
Me: "Your're my favorite bitch. Whatever it is, the answer is yes."
Me: "Shut the fuck up and get out of here."
My sense of humor, raiding my fridge while drinking my coffee: "Hey, asshole."
Me: "Your're my favorite bitch. Whatever it is, the answer is yes."
Breaking news: there isn't a single Belle & Sebastian song in my mental playlist for this fic.
Feel free to drag me when/if this thing gets finished.
El 25% de esta cosa ha sido escrito mientras tarareo la música que pone mi mamá cuando cocina. Eso explica mucho.
Writing this dumb fic has made me so happy that my shame crawled out of her grave from the surprise.
Tagging. The moment in which you have to sum up all of your fic's sins.
Okay, I'm ready for the next chapter.
I've reached the stage of outlining in which my notes are in Chilean.
There's a playlist now! It's not a serious one, it only contains the songs that have been stuck in my head since I started writing.
(So... Operator Please's "Back And Forth" and like, one more song.)
(So... Operator Please's "Back And Forth" and like, one more song.)
Friend: "I want to write a long fic."
Me: "Long like how I went crazy with my current WIP, or you mean a reasonable length?"
Me: "Long like how I went crazy with my current WIP, or you mean a reasonable length?"
Can you believe that when I started this fic I genuinely believed I was writing my usual bullshit? I was like 10k in when I realized nobody was pining.
One of these days I'll forget to complain about this man's beard while brainstorming this fic and my friend will think I've been replaced by my evil clone.
For me, the funniest part of writing this fic is that every time I try to cook something I get flashbacks to when I made chicken and ask the Great Carrot to let me get something edible out of my attempts.
That said: Great Carrot, please allow this bread pudding to be edible.
(I know that has nothing to with the fic, but I want to eat bread pudding.)
(I know that has nothing to with the fic, but I want to eat bread pudding.)
I admit that when I said, "I'm not making a serious playlist for this fic" I didn't expect to get to "Put 'Romix' by Miranda! on it" levels of not serious.
That said, it won't get to "El Profe" levels of not serious, so it's not that bad.
It turns out that after 14-15 years I can still sing along to the entirety of "Sin Restricciones". Yes, all 12 songs.
Also? I knew that "El Profe" was fucked up when I was 13-14, so imagine my opinion of it now.
Also? I knew that "El Profe" was fucked up when I was 13-14, so imagine my opinion of it now.
How many times can I use the rule of three in this fic?
Would it be forcing it if I aim for three?
Would it be forcing it if I aim for three?
I want to thank this movie for giving me a character that not only has a first and a last name, but also a nickname, thus allowing me to go wild with the "how the name is said in the POV matters" bullshit I love so much and that I haven't been able to indulge in since Voltron.
...this thing's gonna end up with four chapters and over 40k words, isn't it?
I can't believe my longest single fic is going to be this one.
Going back through this thread is hilarious. Remember when I said "This is my usual bullshit" and implied this fic wouldn't reach 30k?
Daaaaaaaaamn, was my past self wrong.
Daaaaaaaaamn, was my past self wrong.
