I am unable to can grasp nor comprehend how, when, where and why farting became a crime. Perhaps somewhere in history, somebody opened their valves of nature and masses died...Oh well...
If you can't fart in her presence, she doesn't really love you chief.
With all the manuscripts in Timbuktu, I'm sure there's one that talks about farting...I am pretty convinced there is...
Which reminds me. Recently watched a documentary on the Timbuktu manuscripts, and the things written in those aged books are simply incredible. One elder picked up a journal which was about how one can keep good hygiene through the brushing of teeth and making homemade toothpaste
TOOTHPASTE!! The world has lied to Africans about their true identity. There is proof that the Bantu languages could all be originating from the same place, Libya.
I am not a philosopher, but Twitter has given all of us: over-glorified bus drivers a voice. DANKI!

The origins of the Bantu are traceable to a place called Bar Al-Ghazal (Bar:- Son; Al:- of; Ghazal.) which borders Libya and Sudan.
By the way, did you know that there are more than 400 dialects to the Bantu family of languages today? I swear I'm not making this up.
All I'm saying is: somebody lied about the true identity of Africans. I know this is going to offend some of you, but in the Christian Bible, when God blessed Abraham with LAND, part of that land covered the modern day Egypt.

Literature did not emerge from Europe.
Literature emerged from Africa.

This thread is quickly losing it's essence...were you aware that the first American explorers were from Africa? Christopher Columbus was the LAST

Wish I could share a lot more. But that could offend somebody.
Back to Africa.

Have you noticed how in so many Bantu dialects, we have phrases and names for places that we use without really understanding the meaning? Yeah!
That is because part of our identity has been wiped off. The same way part of the history of the Lemba people has been wiped off as they sojourned to the southern part of Zimbabwe.
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