happy birthday alam . like and I’ll tag you and give you a random Alan fact

@hystericalights before he joined dm Alan ended up being so hungry once that he stole a chicken from a supermarket

@mcrthot one time alan was being interviewed in an open cafe and there was a bat sleeping over his head, the bat woke up eventually and took a shit in alans hair

@violatred when he was living with his first wife jeri, they had four cats

@H0RRORHEAD according to his ex wife, Alan makes tons of mess in the kitchen, but his curry is amazing

@higher_rush when Alan learned that morrissey is a brexit supporter, he threw away all his morrissey CDs

@medazzaIand when his daughter was little, Alan played the teletubbies theme on the piano with her every morning

@criesinromanian When this photo was taken fans stated that he was “very drunk”, spoke nonsense and shared chocolate with every fan

@mozerablelie when asked about what he was like as a teenager, Alan said that he was cocky, arrogant and blushed around girls

@postpunking one time at a gig, Dave tried to throw his shirt into the crowd, but it ended up landing on alans head while he was drumming. Alan continued playing without making any mistakes, until eventually someone removed the shirt. here r the gifs https://world---in---my---eyes.tumblr.com/post/165056794130/nurnberg-germany-11061993-x-on

@DiscoWitchyy alans favourite depeche mode album is songs of faith and devotion

@ElectraHellcat Alan has (had?) a dentist chair in his basement

@davespiercing Alan is “particularly good at polishing wooden floors”

@cloudedbythesun one time a fan talked about how before (or after, I’m not sure) a DM gig she went to a bar and some dude started bothering her. Alam saw and pretended to be her boyfriend so the other dude would go away

@synthriot Alan has compared sex to golf

@depechedgore one time alan “fought bees with jam”

@kisstoviolins alans favourite fruit are strawberries

@bipali_inae in a magazine article, when asked what he doesn’t like about himself, Alan didn’t answer, and when asked what he likes abt himself he said “Charm, intelligence, mind, good looks, everything actually”

@izzystradlxn alans favourite drink is tequila

@leahbattery alans favourite industrial bands are nine inch nails, nitzer ebb and einstürzende neubauten

@uknownpleasure Alan is a fan of retro cars

@enginmiskun Alan has (had?) an elevator in his house

@maryiverson alans favourite color is maroon

@Jord_Division alans favourite hair spray is elnette by loreal

@violatorthot Alan has 15 leather jackets

@alanskeyboard Alan has stated that even if he’s drunk on 15 shots of vodka he still wouldn’t touch a woman without her permission

@shavambucu Alan has said that he is faithful like “an old Labrador”

@wastelvndbaby When asked what powers he’d have as a superhero, Alan said he’d call himself vodka man and his ability would be to turn water into vodka

@thcfuneralparty one time alan was asked what his then current guilty pleasure was, and he said that at that moment he was k*lling mice that had eaten parts of his doors

@mumoftears Alan hates gardening

@piledrivinwaltz Alan thinks that the sexiest part of a woman’s face are her eyes

@vioIaine Alan once owned a lada

@politykaprawdy alan is a Gemini but he’s actually got more cancer placements, making him cancer dominant

@ShadowCatTrash1

@thorlovessnakes Alan raises his right eyebrow when he’s depressed and his left eyebrow when he’s excited

@DancysRightSock

@mralbarnsquango Alan has said that “he prefers to let the girls do the chasing ;-)”

@davidsylvianx U get two bc ur my alan buddy

- alans neck is ticklish
- Alan said his favourite soft cell song is sex dwarf

@CockaroachLord Alan got kidney stones during the exotic tour

@RlNGFlNGER Alan was invited to nin’s the fragile’s early release party, during which he got so drunk he tripped and fell

@planetclaires Alan has (had?) black latex fetish pillows in his house

@depecheho Alan has (had?) over 5 chimneys in his house

@felixduyos

@dreamershoney Alan hates white chocolate