THIS IS A KALPANIK THREAD. ALL CHARACTERS OF THIS THREAD ARE FICTIONAL.
This polictal media fictional series is a about home minister Kallu mama former Madhya Pradesh CM Pralayanath gendaswamy. Data Analytic & corrupt media journalist Sharukh Khan & his colleague number 1 hindi news anchor Sanjana Kashyap.
Kalu Mama belongs to hindu nationalist party where else Pralayanath gendaswamy belongs too anti national pseudo secular party.
Their is a media Baron Aloo Poori running a News channel Fake Tak. Both Sharukh & Sanjana works for him.
Sharukh heads English Fake Tak whearelse Sanjana heads hindi Fake Tak .
Now the story begins that Pralayanath gendaswamy is rulling MP & kallu Maama becomes Home minister of country after leading his party second consecutive victory in loksabha election.
Soon after becoming HM kallu maama cuts the media advertisment budget of certain media groups this has hit Aloo Poori severely.
Frustrated Aloo Poori reach outs to Pralayanath gendaswamy for help. The MP CM promise him 180cr advertisements revenue.
With this promise starts Fake Tak VS kallu Maama battle.
With 180Cr ad revenue promise each & every prime time of Fake Tak was against Kallu Maama party so much so that fake doctored videos & sting where done to Tarnish kallu Maama partys image.
Leading the prime Time was none other then Aloo Poori blue eyed boy Sharukh Khan.
Pralayanath gendaswamy was impressed by Aloo Poori & Sharukh so he gave his Davos media campaign to Fake Tak.
Pralayanath gendaswamy wanted Fake Tak to give him the most business friendly CM image so he took Sharukh in confidence .
Sharukh now started pre build up of Davos for pralayanath gendaswamy praising him sucking upto him & what not
In Davos impressed with Sharukh Khan performance prelaynath gendaswamy gifted him Swiss watch worth 8 lakh rupees
Receiving the watch sharukh demanded more & reminded Prelaynath of his promise that he will full fill his one big wish .
So what was that one big wish? That wish was having Bollywood actress as a escort service for 1 single night .
Prelaynath was in happy mood so he gave in to that demand of Sharukh too
Sania Mirza former beauty queen now a environmentalist face of plastic free world a Bollywood actress was provided to sharukh as escort for 1 single Night
Having home ministry under him Kallu Maama got this information about favours & some quite intimate pics between sharukh & sania. Spy & security Network comes into play this time with advantage to Kallu Maama.
Kallu Maama at that time didn't used that intimate pics because he always had a soft corner for Sharukh
But as Fake Tak was getting emboldened with anti kallu Maama party agenda during the state election of Indrapasth
Leading the anti kallu Maama party agenda was none other but Sharukh khan whom once kallu Maama had soft corner for.
This time just prior to 15 days of Indrapasth state election Kallu Maama put his foot down .
He called Aloo Poori for a meet & showed some documents of his scam he did in previous regime.
After seeing that document Aloo Poori beg for mercy. At that time after taking 2 days Kallu Maama demanded ouster of sharukh from is channel
Aloo Poori again begged & said that it will be counter productive . To which kallu Maama replied it doesn't matter
Then aloo Poori asked sharukh too persuade & manao kallu Maama as he once was his favourite.
So what next day early Indrapasth winter morning sharukh was at the door of kallu Maama after waiting & pleading to PA for 45 minutes he got chance to meet kallu Maama
At that moment without even greeting kallu Maama sharukh said I am sorry I was following Aloo Poori daughters order .
Angry kallu Maama showed him some of his Intimate pics with Sania Mirza (the actress) & said that I will finish you professionally as well as personally.
Seeing his intimate pics in possession of kallu Maama Sharukh just broke down into tears he literally with folded hands asked for one last chance to kallu Maama.
At that moment kallu Maama asked him to stay away from Indrapasth election & behave properly in future. To which he obliged & went abroad with official leave.
In next two months prelaynath Gendaswamy lost MP to kallu Maama aloo Poori was in panic &he asked sharukh to suck up to Kallu mama & play hindu Nationalist card on prime time
This didn't soften kallu Maama at all
In between there was a boycott of 15 days from kallu Maama party of Fake tak . But politics & media are strange bedfellows.
So a compromised was reached with the ouster of one naxal journalist of fake tak & with promise of balanced future editorial coverage of kallu Maama party
With all these passing on things started getting normal between kallu Maama party & Fake Tak
On the occasion of 1st anniversary of 2nd term of kallu Maama party an interview was set up between kallu Maama & Fake Tak
In past few years their was an unwritten rule between Fake Tak & Kallu Maama that only sharukh khan will take his Interview
So when this time Sharukh asked for time to interview kallu Maama reply came that he will not give him interview & asked for Sanjana kashyap as a interview conductor.
Aloo Poori oblige because Sanjana kashyap is number hindi channel journalist. & even bigger and brand in market compared to Sharukh.
When sanjana kashyap went to conduct interview of kallu Maama Sharukh also went with him & pleaded that kallu Maama should give joined interview
To which kallu Maama in anger called Aloo Poori & said either Sanjana or no Interview.
When social media so Sanjana kashyap taking kallu Maama Interview they started making fun of Sharukh.
So next morning Sharukh again went to meet kallu Maama & apologise for his past mistakes & asked for one last chance & said he should be given one interview with English Fake Tak.
Kallu Mama declined but he on same day gave Interview to Sharukh rival English anchor Prnab interview.
So will Kallu maama forgive Sharukh Khan what you people think do tell me.
This was my first Kalpanik Thread .Thank you for reading it out . #JaiHind 🇮🇳
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