in these conspiracy posts there's one that talks about how The National's music fires people up and encourages them to attack America which tells me absolutely none of these people have ever been to one of The National's concerts https://twitter.com/coolsandstorm/status/1267155900067983366

conspiracy people: the national's music has subliminal messaging that works people into an anti-american frenzy

actual people at the national's shows: I didn't know I was physically capable of crying this much at once and I would like to marry the next person or object I see

unfortunately the most revolutionary thing The National's music has convinced me to do was text "I miss u" to a distant ex at 2 in the morning after hearing Boxer for the first time