Minnesota CBS affiliate just ran a story on handcuffed protesters “bonding” with their arresting officers

“It was incredible to see and in a strange way uplifting,” the correspondent says as images roll of handcuffed protesters

The correspondent orgasms over the “precision” and “discipline” the police used to “get people in order”

An anchor calls the scene of handcuffed protesters “so uplifting.” The other proposes a beer summit between protesters and cops. The correspondent gushes that “it was so human.”

He praises the protesters for having “articulate conversations” while in handcuffs.

“We all needed to see that,” says the anchor as they’re about to be hauled off to jail.