If the 7pm curfew finds you on the road or anywhere outside ..Be wise..Adjust your clock.👺
The police might find you..But you have to be wise..and keen. When the police see someone especially at night they most probably will approach secretly..Why.
Because they don't know what is in store for them.
Ofcourse not everyone like cops
If you know you might be late outside..You will go to a shop in the course of the day. make sure you buy 3 cigarettes and a match box. They will help you in the end.
Listen carefully..If you are a lady and you are beautiful. You can negotiate your way out. But if you are not. Don't let them come near you.🙂.If you are a guy. keep off..Because cops can be brutal. 90% of torture cases by cops involve men. Why?
Because cops believe that Men are indisciplined and they don't follow set rules..Its not a lie.😂.
So they will not be kind with a gentleman. a male cop will always feel superior than any other man.
Now here comes the crucial part.
One reason..When you are chasing for something.Time is crucial. Time is golden guys.
Why would we adjust our clocks?
Because it will give us the time rush in our minds. So that we can complete our mission..Which is of course not getting caught. We must beat the curfew
You will see cops in a distance. This is now where the cigarettes come in..You will light 3 cigarettes and glue them in a strategic corner..Each 1 meter apart. The police will see that. They will assume there are 3 men smoking beyond curfew hours
They will approach slooowly..Ready to make there arrest. And when they get there Boooooooom..You will not be there. why?
because you fooled them.
They will have only 1 option. to arrest the cigarettes.😎😎😎👺👺
You will have enough time to go home..Let your clock motivate you. and by the time its 7pm in your backwards adjusted clock. You will be home.
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