My lockdown hair day
7.00ish - greet the day as an extra from the Bedlam scene in a vintage episode of Sherlock Holmes. 1/7
9.15am - freshly showered and combed, I am now the bouffant bloke who presented World Of Sport when Dickie Davies was on holiday in the late 1970s 2/7
11.30am - Tim Minchin’s dad
3/7
1.30pm - that git who owns Weatherspoons 4/7
4.00pm - the tech geek conspiracy theory nut, who has accidentally stumbled onto a genuine conspiracy
5/7
6.00pm - the lawyer who was going to be a high flier, but when he prosecuted The Big Case, the Maffia got to enough members of the jury to throw it. His career fell apart, his wife left him and he turned to the bottle - but maybe, this is his last chance to redeem himself 6/7
10.30pm - the guy on the dealer’s right who folds when it gets too hot, leaving just the undercover cop and Sonny to psyche it out over the huge pot 7/7
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