Dispatcher: Madison says they looted Lincoln Park Zoo... "there& #39;s a hippo walking in the street, someone& #39;s holding a monkey, and other animals are walking around."

Cop: Is it Dr. Doolittle?

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...Dispatcher to paddy wagon: Can you go check on this in case you need to take the hippo in?
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...Police found nothing amiss after a previous call of "zooting."

...Dispatcher: "I& #39;m getting a bunch of calls now." People say they& #39;re watching it on Instagram. "The hippo& #39;s walking around. There& #39;s a loose kangaroo headed toward Lake Shore Drive.

Cop: It& #39;d be better if it was a wallaby.

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That& #39;s gotta be a first.

Dispatcher: Caller says he& #39;s listening to the scanner and he wants you to know that there is no looting at the zoo.

Cop (Disappointed): So, there& #39;s no kangaroo loose?
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