oh no
I have tons of fake keyboards but no fake mouse
am I going to have to make a fake mouse?

I'm trying to control a program automatically and naturally it turns out that it's ignoring clicks because they're too Fake for its Cool Videogame APIs.

when the anti-vaxers drag bill gates in front of the hague for putting microchips in their smoothies, I'm gonna print out this thread and mail it in as evidence

you know how they got al capone on tax evasion?
maybe they can't get bill gates on all the monopolistic shit microsoft did, or filling our capri suns with mark-of-the-beast 5G RFID trackers, but we can at least nail him on win10 breaking all the fucking keyboard/mouse APIs

fun fact: if you google "why the fuck doesn't mouse_event work on windows 10?" you'll find a bunch of forum posts that explain that the greater security of windows 10 means that it won't work between programs unless the controlling program is run as administrator