I will now admit that I saved Kemono Friends deliberately because I was told it's a so-called "healing anime," and given how 2020's been going, I really, really need some damn healing right now.
So. Kemono Friends. Mine academic friends, I beg thee to mute this thread. https://twitter.com/magicalgirlnoir/status/1267259564694487041
So. Kemono Friends. Mine academic friends, I beg thee to mute this thread. https://twitter.com/magicalgirlnoir/status/1267259564694487041
If I don't discipline myself this entire damn thread will just be me doing Steve Irwin impressions and I'd like to pretend that I'm above that
but I'm not
but I'm not
>painted on expression with literally no animation in this scene, just a static figure someone wiggled around with their mouse cursor
This anime is famous and catapulted the director to the height of fame.
It has a budget of $3.54.
So he's a genius, then.
This anime is famous and catapulted the director to the height of fame.
It has a budget of $3.54.
So he's a genius, then.
I should have known better than to think anything @magicalgirlnoir would recommend would be wholesome or safe, LOOK AT ALL THIS RAPE CULTURE AAAHHHHH
Serval? Than what the hell is a Serg-
AH GOD DAMMIT /TG/ HAS RUINED ME FOREVER AND THE STAIN IS NEVER LEAVING MY BRAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AH GOD DAMMIT /TG/ HAS RUINED ME FOREVER AND THE STAIN IS NEVER LEAVING MY BRAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'VE SPENT ALL DAY LISTENING TO PEOPLE JUSTIFYING VIOLENCE AND MURDER AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM SO IT'S FUCK OR FIGHT DON'T JUDGE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE https://twitter.com/James__Parker90/status/1267277080292732929
BLUE
CRYSTAL
ALIENS
probably from CHINA like most of 'em
You thought the CHINESE FLU was bad? try the CHINESE BLUE!
CRYSTAL
ALIENS
probably from CHINA like most of 'em
You thought the CHINESE FLU was bad? try the CHINESE BLUE!
So given the total amnesia tabula rasa start she went from 0 to existential dread in like 20 minutes.
She's pretty smart!
She's pretty smart!
That's what my last boss said to me!
A month later I quit because I couldn't lern2build fast enough for a guy with 30+ years of experience.
I'M MAD AND THIS ANIME CAN'T MAKE ME NOT MAD SO *THERE*
A month later I quit because I couldn't lern2build fast enough for a guy with 30+ years of experience.
I'M MAD AND THIS ANIME CAN'T MAKE ME NOT MAD SO *THERE*
Totally! There's the ones that slowly turn on you when you're no longer of use to them by degrading you constantly with catty comments, there's the ones that stick by your side during childhood until they threaten you to look cool to a girl and you knock them out cold in rage-
- and then there's ones who make everything else worth it...
.... but, uh, that only makes you more depressed because they remind you of how shitty you are and how you can't ever do them justice I'M NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME BE HAPPY DAMMIT
.... but, uh, that only makes you more depressed because they remind you of how shitty you are and how you can't ever do them justice I'M NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME BE HAPPY DAMMIT
YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE
MISSY I'LL MAKE A FRIEND, OF YOU
WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON
WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE
MISSY I'LL MAKE A FRIEND, OF YOU
superior refrain https://twitter.com/dmsakutarou/status/1267286072431689735
>Hippo is the sultry Ara Ara dangerous type, seemingly innocent but in truth an avatar of DEATH
OH GOD IT'S ON POINT
OH GOD IT'S ON POINT
Truly the superior culture, as opposed to ours where you pay 50% or more of what you earn to the government, who repays you by withdrawing all the police when the violent mob comes to beat you to death, rape your daughter and burn your house to the fucking ground
Aww, Hippo-Chan cares!
AND THAT LAST BIT OF ADVICE GOES THRICE FOR YOU. YES, *YOU,* WILL FUCKING MACKENZIE
AND THAT LAST BIT OF ADVICE GOES THRICE FOR YOU. YES, *YOU,* WILL FUCKING MACKENZIE
LEWD! LEWD! L E W D! https://twitter.com/James__Parker90/status/1267287925433253892
That sign has seen better days, but it hasn't been used for target practice.
There's a stop sign in my area where someone added "WAR" under the "STOP." SOMEONE came along a while later and shot the hell out of it which is just *chef's kiss*
There's a stop sign in my area where someone added "WAR" under the "STOP." SOMEONE came along a while later and shot the hell out of it which is just *chef's kiss*
You're clearly in a Far Cry game, but is it the good one, or the one where writers too retarded to breathe make you auto-lose so you get teleported to the exact same trippy drug sequence three fucking times in a row? DARE YOU RISK THROWING THE DISTRACTION STONE?
... so there's clearly some shit going on under the surface here and it smells a little more sophisticated than "lazy framing device."
They gave some writer a budget and said "make us a shitty gacha tie-in idk" and turned their backs and left him with NO ADULT SUPERVISION
They gave some writer a budget and said "make us a shitty gacha tie-in idk" and turned their backs and left him with NO ADULT SUPERVISION
Just once I wish I could recognize real constellations in an anime
I wish there were more GAMES that did it, even
I wish there were more GAMES that did it, even
If that was Java syntax I'd feel better because it'd mean this wee robot couldn't have been running autonomously for very long but it doesn't look like it
>every single sign is faded af
Listen I'm just saying that I know EXACTLY what I'd do if I was handed even a minuscule budget and not carefully watched and it looks a LOT LIKE THIS
Listen I'm just saying that I know EXACTLY what I'd do if I was handed even a minuscule budget and not carefully watched and it looks a LOT LIKE THIS
So the park has multiple areas with different climates.
So somehow they just, you know, maintain completely different biospheres, including temperature and relevant weather patterns within an improbably small geographic area.
Also, the fucking mini robot.
So somehow they just, you know, maintain completely different biospheres, including temperature and relevant weather patterns within an improbably small geographic area.
Also, the fucking mini robot.
Oh just what we need ANOTHER cat
Quick kid, fold up another piece of paper into a box and see what happens
Quick kid, fold up another piece of paper into a box and see what happens
I'm gonna regret that fucking planet of the apes paper airplane reference ain't I
It was more on point than I thought innit
It was more on point than I thought innit
So y'all ever hear of the Hatfield neolithic trackway? It's an elevated wooden trail - very much like the one you see here, just a little more primitive in design - built around 2900-2500 BC. Despite MILLENNIA, in a BOG, the damn thing still had wooden poles in evidence.
This is how a lot of people in India die. Yes, the brush is thick enough that you can literally walk into people like that.
Vietnam, too. They call it elephant grass because you can hide a fucking elephant in it. True story!
Vietnam, too. They call it elephant grass because you can hide a fucking elephant in it. True story!
ALT RIGHT DOGWHISTLE REEEE
okay not really but I'm dangerously close to having fun so POLITICS EXISTS, REMEMBER?
FEEL BAD! FEEL B A D
okay not really but I'm dangerously close to having fun so POLITICS EXISTS, REMEMBER?
FEEL BAD! FEEL B A D
"Okay we'll tick the fucking checkboxes for the character intros for their shitty goddamn gacha bullshit and then get back to the story development"
>The tour guide robot's computer memory map of the park is intact but of course the bridge didn't survive repeated monsoons

>Dexereous Otter
Apropos of nothing but this clip. I love this clip. The way the otter maintains eye contact as he angrily tosses every cup in the water.
"BITCH DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME"
Apropos of nothing but this clip. I love this clip. The way the otter maintains eye contact as he angrily tosses every cup in the water.
"BITCH DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME"
See the flukes of that particular kind of tree? They make great axe-handles if you cut out that section. Already curved for you.
Why do I mention it?
No reason. Primitive Technology is a cool yt channel, that's all
Why do I mention it?
No reason. Primitive Technology is a cool yt channel, that's all
OH SCREW YOU ASSHOLES I HAD TO CAULK MY WAGON AND FLOAT IT EVERY GODDAMN TIME AND WATCH HALF MY PARTY FLOAT AWAY DOWN THE RIVER DEAD AS FUCK AND YOU ASSWIPES JUST ~WOLOLOLO~ AND IT'S GOOD?
HA! HAHAHA! SUCK IT! WAIT FOR CONDITIONS TO IMPROVE, BITCH!
PROTIP: THEY NEVER EVER FUCKING IMPROVE
EVER
PROTIP: THEY NEVER EVER FUCKING IMPROVE
EVER
YES. YES THAT'S HOW IT GOES
CAN'T FLOAT THE WAGON
CAN'T FORD THE RIVER
CAN'T EVEN PAY THE FERRYMAN CUZ YOU'RE FRESH OUT OF DRACHMAS
YOU'RE FUCKED! YOU'RE JUST FUCKED! YOU'RE UP SHIT CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE AND YOUR KIDS HAVE DYSENTERY HOW DO YOU LIKE *THAT* SHIT!?
CAN'T FLOAT THE WAGON
CAN'T FORD THE RIVER
CAN'T EVEN PAY THE FERRYMAN CUZ YOU'RE FRESH OUT OF DRACHMAS
YOU'RE FUCKED! YOU'RE JUST FUCKED! YOU'RE UP SHIT CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE AND YOUR KIDS HAVE DYSENTERY HOW DO YOU LIKE *THAT* SHIT!?
Quick, Bag-Chan! Invent braided cord and a stone axe so you can build a raft!
That's not easy, either. Just one of those would take them another day alone, easily, to make.
That's not easy, either. Just one of those would take them another day alone, easily, to make.
I love how they didn't trivialize the engineering required here. The wooden sections are really only pontoon floats; the cables will have to carry the weight.
Note to self - don't piss off Hulk-chan.
Well this park has a power source SOMEWHERE if it has active weather control and shit so it looks like y'all are on the Quest To Find The Closest Trunk Line
oh hello abandoned soviet theme park vibes in the fucking credits I totally needed to see this thanks
Even if they HAD watched this they would not have had a clue
until it was several episodes in and it was too late to change things
this director fucking KNEW
until it was several episodes in and it was too late to change things
this director fucking KNEW
"Welcome to Fuck That White Wolf Dick Face And All Her Tengu Dick Face Friends Let Them Look Up At Your Big Swinging Balls As You Soar Directly Overhead Courtesy Of TECHNOLOGY Praise Suwa"
pfffffffffffffffffahahahahahah YES https://twitter.com/DicePools/status/1267309829841989633
So I am apparently in that phase of drunk where I start lavishly praising my friends for being good and wonderful people so I'mma head that shit off by just saying you all have horrid fucking taste and your waifus are god-damned awful
esp. because they're my waifus too
esp. because they're my waifus too
I have seen your sins and your rejection of maids and your worship of overpriced meme bullshit guns like HK and the cosmos are vast and uncaring and will render all your pathetic pretensions as ash as ASH
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME HAVE FUN
YOU CAN'T
I REFUSE
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME HAVE FUN
YOU CAN'T
I REFUSE
So what if Ibis-chan could just carry the fucking battery up there and skip all this BS? I mean -
- wait, that'd be like asking a boomer to puzzle out Linux without guidance. Okay, scratch that plan
- wait, that'd be like asking a boomer to puzzle out Linux without guidance. Okay, scratch that plan
IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION OF WEIGHT RATIOS! A SEVENTY-FIVE POUND IBIS CANNOT CARRY AN EIGHT-POUND BAG-CHAN!
Eighty. You know what I mean stfu
AND I WAS WORRIED THAT I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO KEEP THIS THREAD "ON BRAND"
LITTLE DID I KNOW, MY UNIQUE AND HORRIFYING TALENTS ARE UNSTOPPABLE
LITTLE DID I KNOW, MY UNIQUE AND HORRIFYING TALENTS ARE UNSTOPPABLE
>little sparklies when her headwings flap or she double-jumps
there are anno levels of ~meaning~ here I can sense it but without all the "it sounds complicated crystal dragon jesus" bullshit
hey anno
sit your bitch ass down and take notes
there are anno levels of ~meaning~ here I can sense it but without all the "it sounds complicated crystal dragon jesus" bullshit
hey anno
sit your bitch ass down and take notes
Hey did you know that Wikipedia's entry on Vladimir Komarov, the hero who willingly went to his death in a ship he knew was powerfucked to save his friend Yuri Garigan, USED to mention that the oversized parachutes on his ship were hammered into their containers with mallets?
It doesn't anymore tho. I hunted through the history pages and found that some fucking tankie fuck whined about the source of that data so they could expunge it from the page. Wikipedia is nothing but tainted lies and your miserable life amounts to nothing
BE SAD.
NO.
FUN
BE SAD.
NO.
FUN
the island of psychotically repressed super-perverts
as a descendant of the peninsula of not-so-repressed superperverts I speak with authority on this matter, don't @ me bitches
as a descendant of the peninsula of not-so-repressed superperverts I speak with authority on this matter, don't @ me bitches
OH OH OH I KNOW THIS MOMENT
This moment: "So I've laid ALL THE CLUES so even the blindest sumbitch whom ever lived could puzzle out that there's some deep shit going on. And now to put in a final bitch-slap upside the head for the complete god-damned retards."
This moment: "So I've laid ALL THE CLUES so even the blindest sumbitch whom ever lived could puzzle out that there's some deep shit going on. And now to put in a final bitch-slap upside the head for the complete god-damned retards."
Listen, we have an arrangement, here.
I beg them to mute these threads, and they don't mention the fact that I am a knuckle-dragging simian unfit to converse with them in turn.
WE HAVE A FUCKING ARRANGEMENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT, DON'T FUCK THAT UP FOR ME https://twitter.com/MadineMemes/status/1267321079170621441
I beg them to mute these threads, and they don't mention the fact that I am a knuckle-dragging simian unfit to converse with them in turn.
WE HAVE A FUCKING ARRANGEMENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT, DON'T FUCK THAT UP FOR ME https://twitter.com/MadineMemes/status/1267321079170621441
IT IS PITY. PITY FOR THE FALLEN WHO COULD NOT FIND THE STRENGTH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE WEEBZONE
CAN I NOT HAVE THIS? MUST YOU TAKE EVEN THIS FROM ME? MAY WHALES DEVOUR YOUR CHILDREN
CAN I NOT HAVE THIS? MUST YOU TAKE EVEN THIS FROM ME? MAY WHALES DEVOUR YOUR CHILDREN
yea so does that look uncomfortably similar to the "Cerulean" creatures when they get wasted and transform into little blue cubes? Y'know crystal aliens from China and all that shit?
WOULD THE WAU JUST DO THAT? JUST FOLLOW ITS LAST DIRECTIVE TO THE LITERAL LETTER?
WOULD THE WAU JUST DO THAT? JUST FOLLOW ITS LAST DIRECTIVE TO THE LITERAL LETTER?
Advanced AI systems, man. They're all sultry and suave and sexy at first and then they're like "oh noes rampancy" and you're like hurrdurr don't kill me pls
This goddamn director.
"so we can't even afford facial animations how do we make it work"
"we think like a traditional comic artist, that's how"
This is a @RonnieFilyaw "Agrias Face." A still image that conveys a mix of emotion like a shotgun hull conveys birdshot.
YES.
"so we can't even afford facial animations how do we make it work"
"we think like a traditional comic artist, that's how"
This is a @RonnieFilyaw "Agrias Face." A still image that conveys a mix of emotion like a shotgun hull conveys birdshot.
YES.
So "the professor" taught her to make coffee and Ibis-chan wasn't always a humanoid and REMEMBERS being a birb and
fuck me sideways someone survived the bombs and did some mad fucking science to bring about this world didn't they
wee robot recognizes bag-chan as a full human
fuck me sideways someone survived the bombs and did some mad fucking science to bring about this world didn't they
wee robot recognizes bag-chan as a full human
I'm too drunk to be coy
they fucking blew it all up and bag-chan is some final piece of a long, grand plan
she does not have a happy ending, does she
the creepy whacko-tech volcano did not vomit her out for shits and giggles
WHERE IS THIS ALL GOING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
they fucking blew it all up and bag-chan is some final piece of a long, grand plan
she does not have a happy ending, does she
the creepy whacko-tech volcano did not vomit her out for shits and giggles
WHERE IS THIS ALL GOING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"I told everybody about this place but nobody comes up the mountain to visit!"
So even if the mechanisms are long fucked gravity will still draw them d o w n
BOY HOWDY I HOPE THE DIRT-SIMPLE EMERGENCY BRAKING SYSTEM STILL WORKS
BOY HOWDY I HOPE THE DIRT-SIMPLE EMERGENCY BRAKING SYSTEM STILL WORKS
Awww the gear has some kind of positive friction coefficient or whatever you can't just go WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *splat*
So remember Madoka Magica? How Urobutcher suckered everyone in with saccharine brainless magical gorl bullshit and at the end of ep. 3 that DeLorean hit 88mph and BOOM, MOTHERFUCKERS
yea
it's coming
innit
yea
it's coming
innit
YEAH HE EATS A LOT BUT YOU EAT TOO, SOME "FRIENDS" HAVE DIFFERENT METABOLISMS GO FUCK YOURSELF FAT-SHAMER
Dave Scott performs a stand-up EVA on Apollo 15 (not colorized, the moon is pretty black and white idiot)
errytime ths mf try to "recalculate route" he's like https://xkcd.com/461/
So if you've ever read the memoirs of David Sterling - the man who invented the "Long Range Desert Patrol Group," later re-named the "SAS" - you'll recall mention of an Italian staff car they used to infiltrate a German-held town.
As one man put it, "we carried that damn car across the desert." It bogged down every twenty meters and required them to push it out again.
If memory serves that same car also developed a high-pitched whining sound which lent their covert mission an air of high comedy.
If memory serves that same car also developed a high-pitched whining sound which lent their covert mission an air of high comedy.
Useless. She's solar-powered. She'll get you back to the ship but only Riddick can get you to the skiff.