What's the weirdest thing a RBPF officer ever said to you?

I'll start:
I was robbed, at gunpoint, in Nassau & while making my report, an Inspector interrupted to ask if the man was bigger or smaller than me. When I said he was smaller, the officer asked why I didn't do anything.

I was inspired to ask because I saw this and I remembered my own time with and them saying something outrageous. https://twitter.com/Issa_Renny/status/1267233160770838530?s=20

Someone drove into my grandmother's home. We got there before the police & when they arrived while taking a report from her she said she was at the table sewing when it happened.

The officer then asked how's she sure someone drove into the house if she was sewing & not looking.

This while there was a big hole in her wall and pieces of the car's light was in her house.