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I'm going to tell you all about my Sims because it has been a nice little escape for me.
Ok so first you should know I originally made a Sim of me and my ex. We had 5 children and tons of grandchildren. So the story in question concerns my grandchild who married a vampire
Ok so first you should know I originally made a Sim of me and my ex. We had 5 children and tons of grandchildren. So the story in question concerns my grandchild who married a vampire
To back up, my third pregnancy resulted in twins. One was a cheerleader and one was a violinist. Except when I aged them up I got them confused so technically they can both play violin, a topic the family never brings up. The cheerleader married the star football player
Unlike how that normally works out, the two were incredibly happy and provided me with like my 18th grandchild, Rajani. Rajani knew from the day she turned 18 that she wanted to be a YouTube star
She marries the foreign exchange student we hosted during her middle school years which might seem weird but hey. Anyway he wants to be a fashion designer
Except one night he discovers vampires are real... and he picks a new career: Fashion Vampire!
Despite being a bloodthirsty monster, he always compliments everyone’s beautiful outfits!
He also turns into Darth Vader when he feeds. That’s not relevant to this story, it’s just funny
Also irrelevant to this story:
Anyway so one day I tell him of he’s gonna fill my daughter with his demon babies the least he could do is use his powers to help our family
So he goes out and finds the richest woman in town. The famously cold hearted, bad bitch Judith. She’s an actress and lives in an enormous mansion. He hypnotizes her and convinces her to let us move in. I’m begrudgingly proud, though I do still get in fist fights with him
Except an extraordinary thing happens! We accidentally teach Judith about love and family!
She starts taking care of the kids, trying to make friends etc. it’s beautiful! We’re her first friends! Ok so to explain the next part I gotta back up a bit
Remember the other twin? The violinist? Well she is a lesbian. But I didn’t know about changing the settings in CAS so I wanted her and her gf to have babies. So this is where Bolaji comes in
Ok so I had Bolaji impregnate my daughter, Vanya (a world class violinist), then also impregnate Vanya’s wife, Cherish (a librarian). I eventually realized the CAS thing so Vanya and Cherish also have a kid together now, lordy. But anyway Bolaji is friendly baby daddy
He comes over one day and WHADDAYA KNOW he is a snob like Judith! Unlike any other sim I’ve tried to introduce her to, these 2 actually hit it off! We cracked the ice on Judith’s heart and then Bolaji came in and busted (heh) that “heart” wide open
This resulted in immediate pregnancy and Judith proposing
So as a direct result of me yelling at my vampire son we managed to create a modern day retelling of Scrooge and that christmas shit. Except instead of ghosts it was vampires and snobby baby daddy dick.
The end
The end
Oh wait! One more thing! Judith quits her job as an actress and becomes a mob boss. You go girl!
Umm their baby is black with blonde hair and blue eyes
