coldplay are actually time travellers from the future who made everyday life to help us deal with all the shit in 2020: a conspiracy theory thread
1. the lyrics of arabesque: “music is the weapon of the future” is repeated throughout the last part of the song.

this isn’t an attempt to make us think about how we can use our voices through music, they’re just telling the truth about where they came from.
2. trouble in town.

a song about police brutality having violent consequences, particularly the lyric: “it’s gonna kick off someday”

in May 2020, protests and rioting broke out in cities across the US. they knew and tried to warn us!
3. no everyday life tour.

they didn’t tour the album because they knew the tour would get cancelled when coronavirus hit and their fans would be disappointed. further proof they are from the future.
4. space.

everyone is making noise about the space X launch, but the champion of the world mv proves coldplay were in space before anyone else this year. they knew the launch was coming and wanted to prove they could beat it with their future technology. coldplay invented space!
5. everyday life lyrics.

at first glance this may seem like Chris is questioning his role in the world, but actually when you know he’s a time traveller, he’s trying to tell us hes time travelled so much that he can’t remember what year he’s in.

https://twitter.com/coldplay/status/1205198299059425283?s=21 https://twitter.com/coldplay/status/1205198299059425283
6. Chris’s obsession with back to the future. He always talks about how much he loves it, but really for him it’s a documentary because he can time travel.

https://twitter.com/coldplay/status/656755131816505344?s=21 https://twitter.com/coldplay/status/656755131816505344
7. Phil told us the race is coming.

This isn’t just an empty promise and nice reply to a fan, he knows it does eventually get released but obviously can’t tell us specifics because that would blow his cover 🧐

https://twitter.com/coldplay/status/1256316313879732224?s=21 https://twitter.com/coldplay/status/1256316313879732224
8. the holiday message 2019.

one of their last tweets before 2020 started and everything got wild. firstly: twists and turns refers to them physically travelling through time. secondly, they know they’re FOREVER grateful because they’ve been so far ahead

https://twitter.com/coldplay/status/1209510091776561159?s=21 https://twitter.com/coldplay/status/1209510091776561159
9. aging

these pictures from 2010 and 2019 prove that coldplay are from the future because they don’t age and still lookđŸ”„đŸ”„. the only explanation for this is time travel
10. photographic proof

these rare pictures found by @generalhux PROVE beyond all doubt that coldplay are from the future. why do pictures of them old and grey exist if they still look so young here? the only explanation is someone accidentally brought them back from the future.
CONCLUSION: their tweets, lyrics and photos prove that coldplay are from the future.

the only way to fully understand this is to stream their album everyday life and decipher the hidden messages.

(come clean @coldplay, we’re onto you👀) https://open.spotify.com/album/2FeyIYDDAQqcOJKOKhvHdr?si=kZtNqHgeR1mrLULOg_pzMA
on a more serious note, please visit this link and do what you can to help with all the shit going on rn. everyday life is so on point because society is full of injustices that never seem to change. #BlackLivesMatter http://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co 
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