White Christians would've been at Jesus' crucifixion like "If he followed orders he would've been fine. The Romans were just doing their job."

They'd be running around saying shit like "Not All Centurions" and "Centurion Lives Matter". Talking about the one time a centurion saved their cat from a tree.

"Well you know that Jesus, he healed someone on the Sabbath. He's no angel."

Pastors like "My house of worship is so diverse, we have centurions worshiping alongside the people they're oppressing!"

Romans doing a podcast about oppression without actually talking to the oppressed, then pledging to listen to people with the lived experience of being oppressed and occupied

*Curtain in the temple is torn in two*
White Christians: This is property violence

White Christians inviting a Roman solider to an event for oppressed people and not understanding why the oppressed are so mad about it.

81% of White Christians would've voted for Herod

"Jesus of Nazareth had a pre-existing condition that led to his death. There is nothing indicating that he was tortured, nailed to a cross, and had a sword run through his side."

"100% of Jesus Christs resurrected 3 days after being crucified, it couldn't have been that bad!"