Things that are Hilarious about me
1. I used to run to see train and Elephants and i lost all my incisors teeth.
2. I got suspended from school for a week and yet I wore the uniform and went to friend's place who is also suspended with me.
3. I ate my best friend's eraser. https://twitter.com/piumi_silva/status/1266923723745103872
4. Once I dropped the bidet shower in to commode and immediately put my hand and took it out.
5. I get caught for making H2S at Chemistry sir's office when he is on leave.
6. I went for a random kite event and flew a kite, won the first placed and got a walkman.
7. at 9th grade, one of My friend's parents went to saudi. next day I troubled my mom and said 'I also like to travel to saudi'. with in one month my father took me there.
8. at first sit of ALs i got 3W and didn't return to home until mom call and say " කමක් නෑ ගෙදර එන්න'
9. at 10th grade when we standing outside, my one of friend said to our IT sir 'සර්ව බස් එකේ දැක්කා', meantime i match the rhyming and said 'පස්සත් දැක්කා'. I suspended and when i came back to school with my mom, in front of the whole class my mother slapped me and I cried.
10. at our physics class there are two poor students. so i stole two class cards and wrote their name, copied sir's signature and signed on it. and i get caught. not for signature, I wrote Apral instead of April

have millions of funny things. I think this is enough for now...
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