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I’ve had a few runs ins with American law enforcement (and regrettably homeland security) over the years and like we’re seeing in the videos. Every one I ever had to deal with with had the same kind of attitude.
They’ve never appeared the come and go / try to diffuse types.
They’ve never appeared the come and go / try to diffuse types.
From the very off. If you’re not looking like playing by their rules they’re not shy in letting you know about it.
They’ve never come across as the type that you can talk things through with.
One night I had in Ohio as a classic example.
They’ve never come across as the type that you can talk things through with.
One night I had in Ohio as a classic example.
At the house I was staying. Got a knock on the door and it was a neighbour from across the street saying that there was a deer had been knocked down and was on the front of the lawn of the house I was in.
The fuck am I meant to do about it? I asked them and was told call police
The fuck am I meant to do about it? I asked them and was told call police
Was going to ask why they hadn’t just done it instead of walking across the street to tell me, but anyway.
Cyallled the cyops and a couple arrived in some SUV.
Not hard for them to see the panicking (but immobile) deer lying there struggling.
Straight away I got the vibe
Cyallled the cyops and a couple arrived in some SUV.
Not hard for them to see the panicking (but immobile) deer lying there struggling.
Straight away I got the vibe
Of them looking at me as if to say why had I brought them out for a thing like a deer.
I started being a bit mouthy back and asked them what I was supposed to do it myself.
‘Same thing as I’m about to do’
One of the coppers said as he walked back towards the SUV.
I started being a bit mouthy back and asked them what I was supposed to do it myself.
‘Same thing as I’m about to do’
One of the coppers said as he walked back towards the SUV.
Comes back with a fucking pump action shotgun in his hand so I obviously knew where it was heading.
Straight away I tried to stop him by saying that there was a kid in the house and didn’t want them freaked out.
Not that he was going to listen anyway. Next though I asked
Straight away I tried to stop him by saying that there was a kid in the house and didn’t want them freaked out.
Not that he was going to listen anyway. Next though I asked
What would happen to the deer after he’d shot it.
Got a shrug of the shoulder from both of them and some vague assumption that someone would be around to pick it up.
You’ve got SUV pick up truck. Can you not just lob it in the back before you leave?
Got a shrug of the shoulder from both of them and some vague assumption that someone would be around to pick it up.
You’ve got SUV pick up truck. Can you not just lob it in the back before you leave?
They both laughed at that.
Comedy gold, like.
So you’re going to blow the fuck out of a deer on the lawn and then leave what’s left of it lying on the lawn ready for the kid going out to play tomorrow morning , I asked them.
Bout the size of it was the reply I got back.
Comedy gold, like.
So you’re going to blow the fuck out of a deer on the lawn and then leave what’s left of it lying on the lawn ready for the kid going out to play tomorrow morning , I asked them.
Bout the size of it was the reply I got back.
I’m trying to let them know just what fannies they were being ... in the kind of way you can only be with someone who is holding a fucking shotgun.
There was a bit of back and forth between us but, paraphrasing, the boy says. I’m still going to pop a cap in this deer’s ass, mate
There was a bit of back and forth between us but, paraphrasing, the boy says. I’m still going to pop a cap in this deer’s ass, mate
I’m trying to tell them that while I understand that the deer is going to need put down is there any need to execute it fucking gangland style?
They were a bit nonplussed though and the one with the shotgun switches the wee torch on underneath it and takes aim at the deers head
They were a bit nonplussed though and the one with the shotgun switches the wee torch on underneath it and takes aim at the deers head
Despite being about a metre away he someone STILL managed to fucking miss its head though and hit it lower in its body.
Which obviously only distressed the deer times 100 on crack.
And which led to him then having to put another shot into its head a second later.
Which obviously only distressed the deer times 100 on crack.
And which led to him then having to put another shot into its head a second later.
With the second shot hitting the spot they did exactly as they said they were going to do. Jumped back in their SUV and fucked off. Leaving the place looking like a crime scene. Blood all over the place and a dead deer that needed to be gone before a kid saw it the next day.
It was a Friday night and their attitude was that they were sure someone would ‘probably’ come and pick it up on the Monday.
Forgetting the deer though.
The takeaway you get from the typical American copper is the attitude of - fuck + you.
Literally.
Forgetting the deer though.
The takeaway you get from the typical American copper is the attitude of - fuck + you.
Literally.
