Good Morning Everyone and welcome to another edition of: Ruby's Weird Dreams!

This time around it's going to be short but that's just because I only remember the last part. I had this husband/boyfriend of mine, I assume he was a he because that's what I "feel" he was to whom

I expressed the need for some serious intense massage since my back was killing me that day and then he brings me to this HUGE dark room, illuminated only by some very narrow spotlights (like in one of those cheaply made horror games) and at the center of this room there was

A massage bed. I casually undress like it was the most natural thing to do and lie on the bed. He then proceeds to pull out of thin air a thick catalogue, starts skimming through the pages and asks me: "Who would you like to give you a massage?". To his question I nonchalantly

Respond with "Who can I choose from?" and above the bed I was lying on appears "CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER" and a bunch of game and anime characters (mostly inhuman) appear all around the bed. I go for Esdeath (Akame ga Kill) although I don't remember saying that out loud, she just

Casually appears next to my head and massages my shoulders in a loopy fashion (just like when you choose your character in fighting game and they have this loopy stance). my boyfriend/husband shakes his head and says "Nah, you might like it a bit too much. How about..." again he

Doesn't call the character directly by its name but The Knight (from Hollow Knight) appears on top of me starts hitting my back with his nail (His "sword". I suppose that was his way to massage me :P). Then it switches again to Zangief (SF) who's loop massage involved using his

Elbow at the center of my back and just before waking up it switches again into Bayonetta who just stands right next to me (no loop massage) and looks at me with this lusty "Finger on lips" pose.

Then I woke up disappointed because my back still hurts and no massage was received