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Here's a very good example of gallows humor.
Imagine that!

EVERY SINGLE TIME a car was stopped, the suspects got clean away, despite police drones and helicopters.

Just fled into the night.
Actually, they fled into the arms of the Green Berets.

Never to be seen again.

And it was Green Berets chasing them.

Local cops wouldn't be asked to take part in removing these guys from, well, everything.

And everywhere.
"Tools to wreak havoc."

Quite an interesting choice of words.

Rocks?

Probably not.

My guess is thermite grenades.

Now, these people weren't caught last night.

There weren't enough cops.

But NOW tons of cars are being stopped.
No word of a single high-speed chase coming out of Minneapolis.

But the cars are being stopped.
Ever seen THIS video?
We have an armored Islamic State truck bomb driving toward its target, and a little white car goes past it.

The video is edited.

These are successive frames. The frames between them were taken out.
The truck stops dead, and then a tiny little missile fired by an aerial platform hits it from the right side of the screen.

Looks to be about the size of a cat.
The men in the white car are Arab commandos armed with an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) weapon.

It knocked out the truck's electrical system, killing the engine.

Green Berets are using the same technology here.

Count on it.
There's no way on earth that the Minnesota cops have managed to let EVERY SINGLE urban terrorist get away.

Less than 24 hours ago, they lacked the manpower to stop a single car.

Now they're stopping what appears to be all of them.
My guess is that what happens is that Green Berets knock out the cars, take the passengers, and then tell the cops where to find the vehicles.

This is the only way to do it.

I can't find any news livestreams showing arson.
"Situation stable."

IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS.
They took out the professionals in one night.

All over the country.

Think about THAT.

Wow.

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