The story of my family member that's a cop:

He's about 12 years older than me.

He once got in a motorcycle accident and wasn't wearing helmet and his faces got so scraped that he needed skin graft.

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Supposedly, part of his ass cheek was used for that skin replacement on his face.

Perhaps this was just a rumor. Still, we called him Cara de Nalga.

But never to his face because he was always an asshole who was quick to knuckle up.

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He eventually began wrestling in Juarez. Lucha libre.

He tried being a técnico, a babyface, but that didnt work. He just didnt have "it."

He changed it up to a rudo but that didnt work either because he lacked charisma. Fans didnt hate him, they simply didn't much care.

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As a rudo, he was type of luchador that people went to bathroom whenever he fought.

To save his career, he became an exotico and began taking steroids.

My grandmother would inject him with steroids one could simply buy over counter in Juarez.

Exoticos are luchadores who...

Dress in drag. They're gender fluid just as they straddle line between being tecnicos and rudos.

My grandma didnt approve that my cousin was an exotico. When we'd watch him fight, he always got kicked in balls and my grandma would join everyone chanting, "no tiene, no tiene!."..

He wrestled under the name of "Baby Madonna."

Baby Madonna, let's call him that, eventually became a cop for El Paso PD.

On day he graduated police academy he called every member of family and told us that under no condition would he ever try to help us out if we ever got ..

In trouble, because he took an oath. He said it like we all criminals or some shit.

We hardly talk to him these days.