If you see unknown white people at your protest, casually mention that Iggy Azalea is the greatest rapper alive to check to see if they are narcs.

Uh oh - I got posted in some kind of Iggy stan account so now the REAL fight for justice has started: defend Iggy Azalea against a comedian who made a mild joke while the country is literally on fire! THIS IS IMPORTANT!! Get in here and tell me I’m a bitch you’ve never heard of!!

They started insulting Boo so I have to block the Iggy people. I was trying to let you all have your fun, but Boo is a perfect innocent angel so I just can’t let you keep calling me a jealous bitch if you’re going to insult him.

Oh no - it’s costing me $2 to block EACH of these Iggy Azalea fans! Why is blocking so expensive??? I don’t have $12 to spend on something like this!!!

Oh fuck. They broke me. I can see now that making a joke about Iggy Azalea not being the greatest rapper alive was really fucked up. I guess I did it because I’m an ugly bitch that needs a job. I hope Iggy knows she’s got people fighting for her. I’ve got a lot to think about.

This is getting scary. All these totally different accounts run by different people keep saying I’m ugly and need surgery, then posting these photos of my face looking gorgeous? It’s really confusing! I feel like I should go to a psych ward!