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Kulomunye umnyaka when l was young&wise ngisaze mazweni...I liked two zkelemu at the same damn time.
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Ngasuka koBulawayo ngisiya phetsheya ukuthi ngiyefunda.Ngangilomfana wami bantu,INdebele qho owayengithanda njalo ethanda uMdali. Sapromisana ukuthi uzalandela..Ohooo bufebe had not kicked in. Mina fikiyani emazweni,usathane wemazweni wangingena ngingananzeleli
Ah phela mina ngisiya emazweni,mina loJesu sasingamabesties. Ngangihlala enyaweni zakhe. Fikiyani ngale. Ngingena esontweni,ngiholy bantu.Angihluphani lomuntu,ngizidingela iNkosi lamabhukuhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. Ngelinye ilanga,usathane wathi hamba uyethenga ukudla emashops.
Nangu umuntu esiya emagrocer. Ngisathi ngiyacrosser umgwaqo ukuthi ngingene e shopping centre, ngazwa ingoma iduma, ngokuthanda iHip Hop mina https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤸♀️" title="Woman cartwheeling" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cartwheeling">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤸♀️" title="Woman cartwheeling" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cartwheeling">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤸♀️" title="Woman cartwheeling" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cartwheeling"> ngathi let me check ukuthi ngubani okhalisa iradio..kanti uswine lomngane wakhe babone kudala iyellow bhobhoza.
Ngagijima kuATM,ngazama ukuthi ngithathe imali fast fast ngoba sengibone ukuthi oswine babuya ku ATM labo. Angithi ngangiholy so l didnt want to chat with boys and ngilomfana wami osele koBulawayo. Ngithathe imali,ngingene koFish&Chips to buy food. Nampo oswine bebuya labo
So ufakheni wazi introducer,wangibuza ukuthi ngivela kuphi ilizwe. Ngathi koBulawayo,ngilindebele. Wathaba laye wangikhulumisa ngesiNdebele. KwabayiNdebele Reunionhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. Wacela inumber yami,ngisathi ngifuna ukuqamba amanga wathi girl you are holding your phone,I& #39;ll call your no now
Mina wuuuu https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆♀️" title="Woman gesturing ok" aria-label="Emoji: Woman gesturing ok">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆♀️" title="Woman gesturing ok" aria-label="Emoji: Woman gesturing ok"> l give him my number. But ubhudi muhle phela and uyicharmer,gadamn ithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face"> so ngaziduduza ukuthi amaNdebele malutshwana so we must stick togetherhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. Bufebe spirit ngeniyani. Yaqala inkathazo empilweni yami
Ah ufakheni angifonele waya waya engiconfuser nje, mina uboyfriend back home laye nje ngangimtshele ukuthi he shldnt worry about me meeting someone overseas ngoba l was determined to make our long distance rlship to work...Ohooohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. Manje iNdebele Reunion yayifuna iface to face
So l had an ex l dated for five years or so laye wayeku same cowntry but sasikumadifferent states...nangu laye efona esithi ulomngane wakhe that he has told about me okusame city lami to look after me.Mina okay no problem. Zhlobo,the friend calls me and we arrange to meethttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Lina the man washttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌" title="Ok hand" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌" title="Ok hand" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌" title="Ok hand" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand">. A rugby player,intelligent guy..Phela l was once pretty so laye uRugby player usebone iyellow bhobhoza laye sefuna. Sokule child of God back home, ufakheni loRugby player. Ah phambili uboyfriend laye usepicke ukuthi iattention yami asiyekho sharp..
Ah trying to juggle three niggas is the pitshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">. So mina ngathi kungcono ngidroppe uChild of God. Lina ngaqamba amanga ngathi l need time with uMdali to find myselfhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. Liyazini angisoli when l get dribbled. Paying for my sins...So ngatshiyana lo long distance. One down
Sengisele loFakheni&Rugby player manje. Ufakheni was very charming& handsome. Vele wayesenza igazi ligijime. Wuuu angizake ngikubone lokhwanahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😕" title="Confused face" aria-label="Emoji: Confused face">.Liyakhumbula ukuthi l was holy,lowu wangenza ngavela ngalahla iBhayibheli loJesu konke ebinhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clown face" aria-label="Emoji: Clown face">...uRugby player.......
Asambeni siyelala.
Asambeni siyelala.
Angithi ngilitshelile ukuthi uFakheni wayengiyenza ngiphambane ikhanda.l think usathane wayebona vele ukuthi ah lapha kusele udokoza njehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. Ngifile ukufa,umuntu engakangibambi nje. Ngingusisi wamatongues,ngiyaleader intercession. Usisi ohlala emadolwenihttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙊" title="Speak-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: Speak-no-evil monkey">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Mina ngizenza oholy ngathi kwelinye ilanga kuFakheni asambe sonke esontweni,mina ngingumuntu kaMlimu...Heyi ufakheni wayeyidla life yakhe wena,wayehamba out and enatha. Wapromiser ukuthi uzahamba lami ngoba he had to impress mehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">.ubulima bami. Sunday l got ready
So savumelana ukuthi uzangipicker from my place sihambe sonke. Sunday ubhudi wavukela khona,wayesephandle ekuseni. Ibhabhalazi lalimuqede...But his smile nje my goodness made me forget https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. Nanko sisiya esontweni. Ngiyakhumbula uMamfu esmiler singena echurch https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
Ah manje lelo langa, yellow bhobhoza nguye owaye leader i intercession...ngafaka ubufebe eceleni,ngakhonza uMdali...kwabamnandi. Sakholisa loFakheni...it was my bday futhi...Ah uRugby player laye phela ulokhu esaphilahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. Usathane limesabe shame. Bufebe must fall
Rugby player is what we call the man& #39;s man. The bodyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆♀️" title="Woman gesturing ok" aria-label="Emoji: Woman gesturing ok">,the voice hallelujah.He was Shona..The conversations were lit. Kodwa yeyi..Laye to impress the girl,wathi ufuna ukuhamba lami esontweni..Hawuhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. Mina okay sizahamba. Kodwa shuwa lina ngangihambe lomunye echurch.....
Ah okwami kunzima..Nanko ke sahlangana echurch. Bantu,this man shuwa he must forgive me anyway so angithi nga introducer ufakheni eChurch to everyone loMamfu. Manje uRugby ngizathi ungubanihttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. Mina ngabengisithi ngumngane wami odinga iNkosi ufuna isalvationhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦♀️" title="Woman facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming">
Ngubani owayengangisola shuwa umam intercessorhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. Ah kwabamnandi leRugby player efuna isindiso. Inhlanhla nje yikuthi mina lofakheni sasihlala kumasame areas but uRugby player on the other side kwedolobho. Saqhuba nje kwamnandi. Ubuwule so.
UFakheni ngangimtshelile ukuthi uRugby player uyangifuna,then ngatshela uRugby player ukuthi uFakheni uyangifunahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">.. Ungangibuzi why. Ah manje ngelinye ilanga ngabe ngithaba kakhulu. Mina labangane bami sabesitshaya sisiya kuFriday night shopping. Zazikhupha phela ngale
So ngangivumelane loRugby player ukuthi sizohlangana after my shopping with Girls. OkuFakheni kumbe kwakuthunywe ngusathane,wabengifonela esithi he will wait for me outside the house...Wuuuuu,ngavela ngawoma qhahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">. Phela uFakheni l cldnt say no to him.
Angazi ukuthi why ngangiphambana ikhanda soyana,angizake ngiphambane soyana. Mina ngathi sharp sizobonanahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">..Manje ngilamagirls abasale fear the Lord so ukuthi ngibatshele ngobufebe bami ukuthi bangincedise,akuvumi. Mina zwi...ngilwe lemicabango. Angithi l chose this lifehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😕" title="Confused face" aria-label="Emoji: Confused face">
Ah ngabengisithi kumagirls mina ngizalilandela endlini mina kumele ngibone someone. Ngahlangana loRugby player.Ngakhuluma loRugby but vele okuFakheni sokulokhu kungifonelahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦♀️" title="Woman facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming">. Sasiplanne loRugby ukuthi we will chill for sometime since l saw him ngamaweekends ngoba wayesebenza
UFakheni usebusy ngokungibuza ukuthi ngifika nini endlini. Ah mina too late,ngabe ngitshela uRugby player ukuthi kumele ngiye endlini ngoba ngile morning shift. Bantu,wabaleconfusionhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">. Umfana wayezame but usisi usecabanga phambili. Wathi ngikuhambise endlinihttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😮" title="Face with open mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with open mouth">
Mina wuuu the devil is a liar,ngathi no dont worry baby.Ngiwumana. I got on the bus and felt the bus wasn& #39;t moving. Got home and Fakheni was there waiting for mehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃" title="Woman dancing" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃" title="Woman dancing" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💃" title="Woman dancing" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤸♀️" title="Woman cartwheeling" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cartwheeling">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤸♀️" title="Woman cartwheeling" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cartwheeling">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤸♀️" title="Woman cartwheeling" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cartwheeling">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤸♀️" title="Woman cartwheeling" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cartwheeling">. Lingangibuzi ukuthi ngaqamba amanga ukuthi why ngasengihamba ngedwa and with no girls
Life continued but if we had to write everything that transpired,Twitter will not be able to contain.
Rugby player married another lady and he wld call yellow bhobhoza to tell her how he wanted to marry her. Rugby player told his mum about the Ndebele yellow.
Rugby player married another lady and he wld call yellow bhobhoza to tell her how he wanted to marry her. Rugby player told his mum about the Ndebele yellow.
Fakheni dribbled the yellow bhobhoza to come nice. Years of dribbling.
If you live by dribbling,you die by dribbling.
Thank you for your earshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
If you live by dribbling,you die by dribbling.
Thank you for your ears
