having been priced out of an inflationary housing market for over a decade now, millennials as a generation don& #39;t actually own property and thus aren& #39;t as readily complying with the state& #39;s call to identify with the property-owning class

PODIUM BUREAUCRAT: don& #39;t you people care about property

MILLENNIALS: no?

PODIUM BUREAUCRAT: they burned down a bank!

MILLENNIALS: ok?

PODIUM BUREAUCRAT: we will not tolerate these outside instigators get away with this

MILLENNIALS: ok but literally last week you let a crowd of white guys with military-grade assault rifles stand out on the lawn of the capitol building threatening to lynch the governor

PODIUM BUREAUCRAT: we do not tolerate violence in our communities

MILLENNIALS: ok well here& #39;s the thing, pops, just a week ago a bunch of Republicans said that a bunch of people would have to die for the economy to get back on its feet so maybe take it up with them for a minute

PODIUM BUREAUCRAT: these are our community buildings

MILLENNIALS: no, sir, that was a Starbucks

PODIUM BUREAUCRAT: *our* Starbucks

MILLENNIALS: no, I mean it& #39;s just a fucking Starbucks, man--there& #39;s one on every fucking street, get over it, fuck