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on the earlier topic of lwj talking wwx through his kinks, i think often about semi-professional dom lwj. semi-professional according to his friends poking fun; he does this for friends & they make sure to reimburse him somehow (sometimes it is just like, a crate of oranges)
listen i just want wwx to run into him at mianmian's bbq - lan zhan is sitting around the corner, nearly in the side yard tucked in by the roses and wwx's tipsy & stumbles by & is like "hey stranger do u feel that this guy is worth my time" holding up somebody's profile on gr*ndr
and it's a Miracle Moment bc wei ying's tireless subconscious drive, when tipsy and horny, to get someone to boss him around in even a vaguely sexual situation has met: the right guy, who was until this moment just vibing at the little wrought iron patio table in the side yard
the dialogue here is just
lan zhan: ..probably not
wei ying, desire 4 attention visible from space: no 1 knows how to fuck me right ;-;
lan zhan, not falling 4 it:
lan zhan, 30 seconds later: perhaps you do not work hard enough?
[10min monologue re: How Good This Wei Ying Can Be]
lan zhan: ..probably not
wei ying, desire 4 attention visible from space: no 1 knows how to fuck me right ;-;
lan zhan, not falling 4 it:
lan zhan, 30 seconds later: perhaps you do not work hard enough?
[10min monologue re: How Good This Wei Ying Can Be]
the monologue is in no way convincing that wei ying would ever behave, but it IS very revelatory re: several of wei ying's kinks. anyway lan zhan tells him in great detail all the things gr*ndr bro wouldn't think to do to him, too bad isn't it? while wei ying hyperventilates
just lan zhan, philosophically: he does not seem like the type to drag you by your hair in any way, especially not to bring your face to his cock.
wei ying, bent double in a patio chair around his boner: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u think gege?
wei ying, bent double in a patio chair around his boner: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u think gege?
lan zhan does this on the regular with other people, it came a little too easily this time,, (they're not negotiating this one super well,,, neither of them really thought they were doing anything but try to get a rise out of the other one until dicks were hard)
(lan zhan apologizes after - like, gets wei ying's wechat off mianmian and texts a few days later to apologize - and wei ying is just like 'it's cool i had fun did i not feel bad i also did not communicate well sry, ok so pls will u make me come again')
(WY: like i heard u do that i would like to ask u to do that
Lan Zhan, internally & confidently: this is fine and i will be able to casually dom wei ying and it will not in any way be a problem
LZ: Tell me when you are off work.
LZ: May I text you during work?
AND THUS IT BEGAN)
Lan Zhan, internally & confidently: this is fine and i will be able to casually dom wei ying and it will not in any way be a problem
LZ: Tell me when you are off work.
LZ: May I text you during work?
AND THUS IT BEGAN)
also wei ying 100% is like "sure yeah text me at work, if my colleagues see any dirty texts on my phone it is their own fault" and this is a tragic strategic error on his part
lan zhan eventually has to scale back a bit bc wei ying calls half-sobbing on his lunch break, hour 7 of a 12-hour shift, begging to be able to come. it's very hot and lan zhan jerks off to it eleven thousand times but he does not want to actually interfere with wwx's work
(he does talk wei ying through putting a hand over his mouth and jerking himself off in a bathroom stall in his office building, tho, lan zhan takes responsibility. ish. wei ying doesn't get to come, kind of calms down w lan zhan talking him thru it)
(lan zhan takes the afternoon off his own job so he can, via text, check in at minimum once an hour, usually more often, & ease wei ying through the rest of the day, since it's his fault wei ying is at work pretty fully in the headspace in the first place)
(he has never dommed by texting someone, "in the next 30 minutes, complete the simulator run and check the next five paragraphs of test procedure for flags. between the third and fourth paragraphs, drink water and take a bathroom break" but there's a 1st time for everything)
Lan zhan expected to find this hot because he knows himself; he likes giving orders and he likes domming Wei Ying (and he likes Wei Ying) but he did not expect that sending these kinds of texts would gut him quite like this :,)
He is sitting at his dining table w paperwork while Wei Ying texts him things like “sim done, email sent to electrical team. I went to the bathroom and drank half a liter, is that enough?”
lan zhan palms his cock there at his dining table & just once allows himself to reply, “another .5 liter” and all Wei Ying does is text “done 
” and this is probably the most pliable and also hydrated Wei Ying has been maybe ever
” and this is probably the most pliable and also hydrated Wei Ying has been maybe ever
