(A must read) @judeinthehood and i decided to adopt a duck and here is the story of his life (A Thread):
The year now is 2021: Abu Thanooba almost got his first kiss but unfortunately got denied and fell into a big heartbreak.
The year is now 2021: we were kinda poor but Abu Thanooba got himself a sugar daddy and finally got his gucci sandals.
The year is now 2022: Abu Thanooba tried some fun drugs for the first time ;) you can see me being very supportive.
The year is now 2023: we enrolled Abu Thanooba in a german class for him to be the first bilingual duck in the world. Also thats how we carried him around campus because he was easily distracted (he thinks cats are friendly).
The year is now 2024: Abu Thanooba got a scholarship in the USA where he got his American citizenship.
The year 2024: Despite that he was not born on American soil, the congress allowed him to serve as president because he’s simply brilliant.
The year is now 2030: @judeinthehood and i are checking in from the future and we are extremely fond of you Abu Thanooba because you didn’t turn out to be anything similar to @realDonaldTrump
Please @ trump, let him know that our DUCK did a better job than he did. Thank you for reading this thread.
