The taxidermist came by last night, so the dogs got a special feast this morning.
Colbert: yes pls put the duck right here.
Clem was the most patient. He waited quietly while everyone else got their breakfast because he knew he would get some, too.
You’d think that the dogs would all be happily focusing on their food during a good meal like this, but it’s actually the opposite.
Every time the dogs get beautiful chunks of meat—more than they can eat!—they start obsessing over what everyone else got, and making sure no one else got something better.
Luckily they’re easily distracted with chin scratches.

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