white apologists say "they just have to be patient" and "solutions don't come overnight" as they're watching a giant hourglass with innocent black men at the top, a blue shredder in the middle, and hundreds of dead black bodies at the bottom.

"I don't understand why they have to resort to violence and cause material damage", tuts the white apologist as they watch the black men inside the hourglass desperately try to break the glass

"I think they don't understand that if they keep being so rudely angry about being in a hourglass with a shredder in the middle, the hourglass company will just install a faster shredder" warns the white apologist