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BREAKING: AN ARMORED VEHICLE HAS JUST BEEN STOLEN AND IS NOW BEING DRIVEN AROUND! #dcprotest #MinneapolisUprising
JUST IN: The driver of the armored vehicle has been identified as Franklin Clinton, a #BlackLivesMatter 
social justice activist. #Atlanta
social justice activist. #Atlanta
CORRECTION: Our trusted source gave us wrong information. To clarify things up. This video was captured in 2018. To our audience; we sincerely apologize. https://twitter.com/mynameisnegan/status/1266615676577312770?s=21
ANNOUNCEMENT: Our news editor Kotal Kahn has now been fired for falsifying a news story. We do not tolerate journalistic malpractice in our company.
BREAKING: TANK HAS JUST BEEN STOLEN AND IS NOW BEING DRIVEN AROUND LOS SANTOS! #riots2020 #BLACK_LIVES_MATTER
BREAKING: Hanzo Hasashi who got run over by a Fargo Sub Zero Truck during #GeorgeFloydProtests last night has now died. He is famously known by his friends and family as Scorpion. Hanzo is a Martial Arts instructor at Shirai Ryu. Today we honor his bravery. #RaleighDemandsJustice
BREAKING: Protester stole a horse from police. #DallasProtest #SanAntonioProtest
UPDATE: We would like to issue a correction. Once again our sources weren’t being honest. The video was shot in 1995. On behalf of our staff, we apologize. Now let’s move on. https://twitter.com/mynameisnegan/status/1266783373604749312?s=21 https://twitter.com/mynameisnegan/status/1266783373604749312
UPDATE: We want to issue another correction. The horse was not stolen it was owned by a person in Chicago. Sources had us believing this was real. We apologize. Our company’s motto: "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice you can get fooled again." https://twitter.com/mynameisnegan/status/1266942274715258882?s=21 https://twitter.com/mynameisnegan/status/1266942274715258882
ANNOUNCEMENT: Our senior editor Barrett Wallace has now been fired from his job after he got caught drinking Hennessy at work.
ANNOUNCEMENT: #Anonymous, will be joining the Super Smash Bruh Ultimate roster as DLC fighter 7. Look forward to his release this fall. #protests2020
UPDATE: Trevor Philips, driver of the stolen tank has now been taken into custody by Los Santos Police. https://twitter.com/mynameisnegan/status/1266783373604749312?s=21 https://twitter.com/mynameisnegan/status/1266783373604749312
BREAKING: Protester steals an entire cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory. #bostonprotest #protests2020
