everything is bad, everything is so, so bad, but I’m finally at the part in season 2 of lucifer (yes, already, I’m as surprised as you are) where they are ooey-gooey in love and—pun intended— praise the lord

everything is still bad, everything is still so, so bad but 3x03 “Mr. and Mrs. Mazikeen Smith” is one of the funniest, most entertaining episodes of television I have ever seen

everything’s still a tire fire and today may be the weirdest we’ve had yet but if the ending of 3x06 with the bullet birthday necklace is not the CUTEST EVER!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

guess what everything is still bad EXCEPT FOR “DETECTIVE... WILL YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH ME?” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

SHE TOOK THE BIRTHDAY BULLET NECKLACE OFF?????? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?????? IN THIS ECONOMY????????

MORE JEWELRY EXCEPT THIS TIME IT IS BAD AND WRONG

interrupting this thread for the breaking news that season 5 is being released on august 21 so I have until august 21 to finish the rest of season 3-4 and then rewatch the entire series again from the beginning for reasons*

*the full deckerstar experience