gotta start brainstorming a new account. something to devastate the pundits.

-develop fake persona with a series of medium pieces published pseudonymously over several months
-develop loyal twitter following
-leverage relationships with verified accounts to become verified

-continue posting takes. sticking to a particular line, slightly cautious. not combative.
-remain cordial on social media with just about everyone, avoiding fights/cancellation
-amass large bluecheck following

-wait for a day with a particularly blistering news/take cycle. one where it’s a landmine everyone thinks they can get away with tapdancing on.
-as each of your most hated enemies posts their Official Takes, drop scathing rebuttals as quote-tweets as each one gets posted

-party in the wreckage for 12-36 hours. be as nasty as possible in all possible replies & responses.
-publish one last medium post pretending to be an apology for 3 paragraphs that then becomes an excoriating burn book
-deactivate/delete everything after another 24 hours

can’t believe they spent millions of dollars on unsuccessful bullshit with COINTELPRO when i come up with this shit for free