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Spur of the moment type shit. I snap chatted “working like a peasent” and he slid in and said “you should come see me” I replied “you got come see me money” mad attitudish with the rolling eye emoji 
Bruh! This man said “tf I do” 
I’m like “okay okay but, I gotta work cause these bills not gon pay themselves”. (He paid em all). He has had this pussy before so, he knows it’s A1. By sundown tickets were booked
I’m like “okay okay but, I gotta work cause these bills not gon pay themselves”. (He paid em all). He has had this pussy before so, he knows it’s A1. By sundown tickets were booked
Today is the day...fresh pussy delivered courtesy of @SouthwestAir
Someone was coughing and my life flashed before my eyes 
Someone said UPS don’t have red hair tips 
I’m mad annoying
I knew there was a fucking catch! I’m sick
I gotta practice otherwise, I look ugly as fuck, like a bitch convulsing by detoxing off of crack 
Why am I like this?!? Why are we some nosey ass bitches?!? What we think we gon find?!? a bitch in the medicine cabinets?!? Psych meds?!? I dunno 
Pause! Let’s check on the kids
Okay let’s go back to the shenanigans! He’s exhausted 
after round 1 the security guy downstairs was eyeing me. Don’t play with me......
after round 1 the security guy downstairs was eyeing me. Don’t play with me......
I’m one cranky bitch when I’m hungry is he really not gon feed me 
Food 
I’m so happy! Imma scarf this down and swallow the dick for dessert 
. Fin
I’m so happy! Imma scarf this down and swallow the dick for dessert . Fin
