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WHAT ARE WE NOW?
Okay Aunty,
You met this charming tall, dark & handsome uncle a few days ago, & today he is calling you every minute and busting your inbox with some really romantic Bobby Valentino messages, you read them with a big smile, and reply "wow, so sweet,
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Okay Aunty,
You met this charming tall, dark & handsome uncle a few days ago, & today he is calling you every minute and busting your inbox with some really romantic Bobby Valentino messages, you read them with a big smile, and reply "wow, so sweet,
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thank you Bob."
He is taking you out and spending lavishly on expensive dates and gifts, as usual you accepted them with a big smile, and you said nothing.
It not been up to a month since you met and he is inviting you over to have a good time at his place. You accepted to go,
He is taking you out and spending lavishly on expensive dates and gifts, as usual you accepted them with a big smile, and you said nothing.
It not been up to a month since you met and he is inviting you over to have a good time at his place. You accepted to go,
and said nothing.
He turns on the TV with a titanic movie to set the mood. You sat there in his comfortable couch, and said nothing.
Bobby says;
"Please feel free Sandra, you can come and lie on the bed to enjoy a better movie experience if you want. Feel free to take off your
He turns on the TV with a titanic movie to set the mood. You sat there in his comfortable couch, and said nothing.
Bobby says;
"Please feel free Sandra, you can come and lie on the bed to enjoy a better movie experience if you want. Feel free to take off your
shirt if it's too hot, it's your home."
Oh, what a kind and caring gentle bob.
So you took of your wristwatch first, and unbuttoned your shirt to relax and enjoy the Jennifer Lawrence and DiCaprio acting like a perfect couple in the movie.
He came closer, you said nothing.
Oh, what a kind and caring gentle bob.
So you took of your wristwatch first, and unbuttoned your shirt to relax and enjoy the Jennifer Lawrence and DiCaprio acting like a perfect couple in the movie.
He came closer, you said nothing.
He is accidentally sliding his warm body over the delicate 'hu hu' areas of your body, did you try to pause the movie and ask what is going on? Nope, you didn't, you laid there, and said nothing.
His friends start leaving the room one by each. Did it occur to you that it could
His friends start leaving the room one by each. Did it occur to you that it could
be a game? Did it cross your mind to get up and leave too? Nope, uncle caring has said you should feel at home, so you laid there and said nothing.
Finally you two are alone with temptations blowing in the air, when the conversation started to get sexy did you try to change the
Finally you two are alone with temptations blowing in the air, when the conversation started to get sexy did you try to change the
topic to interrupt and kill whatever mood he was building up? Naa, you still said nothing.
He came closer. Sliding his body over yours pretending to act like he isn't doing it on purpose, his body is slowly making contact with those delicate areas of your body that make your
He came closer. Sliding his body over yours pretending to act like he isn't doing it on purpose, his body is slowly making contact with those delicate areas of your body that make your
lights come on. Did you try to get out of the bed to sit on the couch or on the floor? Did you try to warn him to behave? Nope, you still laid there, and said nothing.
Now he's having his hands softly over you, hugging you on the bed with confidence, know why? Because your
Now he's having his hands softly over you, hugging you on the bed with confidence, know why? Because your
silence is encouraging his desire. Aunty did you get up and threaten to leave? Arrh no, you kept quiet and said nothing.
He got your adrenaline bubbling, high on emotions, you couldn't resist his touch, way past the point to say no, panties come of like a flash, in fact, you
He got your adrenaline bubbling, high on emotions, you couldn't resist his touch, way past the point to say no, panties come of like a flash, in fact, you
took them off yourself. Bob unhooked your bra, you served the cake, he ate it, and after the sex you two laid there breathless, you still said nothing.
... Five minutes after the crazy excitement you look the tired man in the eye and say;
"Bobby, what are we now?"
... Five minutes after the crazy excitement you look the tired man in the eye and say;
"Bobby, what are we now?"
Eeeehhh? Like seriously? What are now now?
Okay, we are two black birds sitting on the wall, one named Peter and one named Paul.
...Or what were you expecting uncle to say in that condition?
When the calls and messages were getting interesting you didn't ask him that question.
Okay, we are two black birds sitting on the wall, one named Peter and one named Paul.
...Or what were you expecting uncle to say in that condition?
When the calls and messages were getting interesting you didn't ask him that question.
When he was taking you out on romantic dates you didn't ask him if you were still friends or something else. When his caring was beyond the regular you didn't remember to pause and ask him 'what are we'. When his hands were reaching down your panties maybe that was a good time to
stop and ask him what he wants. In those 10seconds he was unhooking your bra perhaps you could have asked him to define your friendship first, but what do I know, with his hands slowly caressing your boobs there was no way you could think. So why now?
Why did you have to wait until after serving the cake before the VOW?
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