Watching @altonbrown on CutThroat Kitchen with the wife. They should do a lockdown edition. the whole time children will be underfoot and the food you’re asked to make changes every 8 minutes. Also, the pantry is almost empty... only old cans of pumpkin pie mix and tuna in there.

Microwave popcorn would be a major ingredient for every dish. You’d have to wear sandbags on your body to simulate the covid weight gain. Legos will be scattered all over the kitchen floor and you’d have to cook barefoot to simulate actual lockdown kitchen conditions.

You’d have to use paper plates and have to rifle through cluttered counters to find the least dirty utensils. The judge would be an overtired sugared up 6 year old tasting the food while watching Cailou on Netflix.

One of the sabotages would be teaching a frustrated 10 year old how to do math in the insane common core method while your grilled cheese catches fire on the stove.

Also, you have to bake all the bread you use during the episode... But during the shopping part you’ll find that all the flour, sugar, and yeast have been bought by hoarders.

All vegetables and unprocessed foods have to be disguised as processed foods, Cheetos, candy, etc. to trick the judge into eating them.

Carol Baskin will try to feed you to her pet tiger while you’re cooking. She may set the studio on fire too.

Worst sabotage ever... two words: murder hornets.