Tf2 soldier voice I have done nothing but play ffxiv for the last two weeks

I just found out I can get a set of armor that looks like hein ff3 from Syrcus tower now I’ve gotta grind for it :///

Update on this I got the coat belt and gloves today. Soon I will be unstoppable

I just got another "get ready for 40 minutes of cutscenes" warning and im furiously rubbing my hands together

Wow estiniens lip gloss is so cute

I am so glad I have gone through this game with almost no spoilers. Somehow. Final fantasy xiv is really goddamn good especially with my final fantasy fatigue after xv

I’m on a date with aymeric in his house this is the best video game of all time. We will fuck

He’s SO HAPPY I am physically restraining myself from tweeting extremely crass things

My warrior of light Totinos pizza has been cockblocked by plot and I will not stand for this

(Spoilers probably) .
.
.
.
.
Didn’t tweet it when I first met them but I LOVE that they’re using the warriors of darkness concept it was my favorite thing about final fantasy 3. Meeting your counterparts in the world of darkness was so cool

My returner flower changed to a sprout for some reason :(

Kind of sad I’ve seen shadowbringers art because as soon as (spoiler) showed up I was like oh that’s what’s going on

Tho they did like show them right before heavensward, it was still probably supposed to be like >:0 before they spelled it out for you

Wow I’m real close to stormblood

I miss papalymos old voice. Fucken mr monopoly ass voice.

I can take him 100 times more seriously now tho. Also fun fact my phone tried to autocorrect papalymo to papa lumps

Ohhghgogoo I got another cutscene warning lets go

I can’t believe they put (character) back in that ugly ass outfit

AAA FUCK GODDAMNIT I MADE A JOKE ABOUT THE EYES DEFINITELY COMING BACK!! Fuck

Alisae is a jock, she’s going to shove everyone in a locker and I’m going to help her

I never tweeted about pipin. I love pipin he is a delight I want to keep him in my pocket and on my desk. I was laughing for about 10 minutes when we met pipin he’s just GREAT

;___;

My final fantasy xiv experience

I’m trying to avoid tweeting big spoilers cos I’d hate to be spoiled on anything but I can’t believe they’d kill off a character and then make me look at urianger in his ugly ass robe like we don’t know he’s beautiful now

Urianger: dost thou have any requests?
Me: yeah, lose the robe!

I love gosetsu the 10 ft tall samurai from fantasy japan

Hello id like you all to meed Baja Blast, my new retainer who is exactly what my character would be if i was playing as a boy

I can’t name him Baja blast this is the worst day of my life

Oh I am going to braid zenos’s hair

I want to give pipin a fig and other sweets for dandy little boys, as a treat

We are now going on a fun Japan cruise, with Tataru thank GOD

This is the funniest NPC that has ever been in any video game

Back home and back on my ffxiv adventure

I am so extremely in japan

alisae will NEVER slip up a chance to own alphinaud even when he is NOT HERE and it is SO FUNNY

Alisae: Alphinaud is made of rubber. The minute he touches water he sinks like a rock and also cries like a baby on the way down. I however am a goddess of the ocean and my brain is huge

Got killed by an attack named geosidic flatulence in a dungeon because I was distracted by the fact I was being hit by geosidic flatulence

Made it to fantasy Mongolia/south Siberian forest steppe

Hien rules dude

Gosetsu’s fun learning about other cultures adventure

thought it was gonna be a hard sell to get the steppe tribes to help us but theyre like, super on board

wild bastards spotted

He started attacking me while i posted this. ass

got my level 70 job gear lookin good

I’ll miss you 10 ft tall dad ;__;7

KRILE NO!! !

Where’s that vid of the guy yelling at the cat like IMA GET YOU OUTTA THERE

love this guy

I can’t believe Estinien can still just like Do that

F-fordola chuuni eye.....

Just gasped out loud seeing symmetric again

Why......can thancred hold his breath for 10 minutes.......

God there’s a bunch of cheering and yelling as we get ready to fight the last fight for ala mhigo and it’s soooo cooool

YEYAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAA

Oh my god that was so Fucking Cool

General stormblood thoughts: was warned it was a slow start but I get it, they had to establish Doma a lot more than they did ala mhigo, I wish they made the confederacy missions a bit shorter, but if those lows weren’t there those highs would not have hit nearly as good

Very excited for patch quests now, I am immediately zooming towards the stormblood alliance raids

Also: zenos is a bitch and I love him

ASHEEEE ASHE I MISS YOU AASSHHEHEHEHEEAAAA

;____;

;___; I love raubahn and nanamo so much ;_________;

Alisae and I are both too dumb and impatient to be in any of these conversations alisae rules

I was like “we shouldn’t leave that body there” and I was RIGHHT

The burn was gorgeous, and also looked like all salt, so I’m gonna eat it

Also, late, but tsukiyomi made me emo

Whenever there’s gaps in this thread it’s because I’m crying at joe irl lmao