Let's Marathon Star Trek

Star Trek: Enterprise (seasons 1-4)

‘The Cage’

ST: Discovery (seasons 1-2)

ST: The Original Series (seasons 1-3)

Star Trek: The Animated Series 

Star Trek: The Motion Picture 

Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan 

Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock
Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home 

Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier 

Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country 

Star Trek: Generations (opening sequence)

Star Trek: The Next Generation (seasons 1-5)

Star Trek: The Next Generation (seasons 6-7), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (seasons 1-2)
Star Trek: Generations

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (seasons 3-4), Star Trek: Voyager (seasons 1-2)

Star Trek: First Contact 

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (seasons 5-6), Star Trek: Voyager (seasons 3-4)

Star Trek: Insurrection
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (season 7), Star Trek: Voyager (season 5)

Star Trek: Voyager (seasons 6-7)

Star Trek: Nemesis 

Star Trek (2009) – Prime timeline sequences

Star Trek: Picard

Star Trek: Discovery (season 3)

Ooorah
Strange New Worlds will have to be brushed aside for another time

Hmm... How am I gonna do this 🤔
Enterprise — Season 1

Bunch of idealistic kids go to outterspace only to find that every other species out there are fucking assholes

Rah Rah Humanity

Tripp got Pregnant

Less Philosophy more Boobs
Update. I'm still watching Season 2

It's rough...
Enterprise Season 2 —

Crew of kids are like "we've seen all the surprises! Nobody is going to catch is off guard."

*Proceeds to get tricked at every turn*

"Fuck"

*Lazer kills 7+ million Humans*

"FUUUUUUUUCK"
The intro to season 3 is much livelier
Even in Season 3 every species is just a bunch of Jackasses

Except for half of the Xindi
Seth MacFarlane alert
Enterprise Season 3 —

The Kids go into the Space Bermuda Triangle to stop a Race Gaslight by Aliens from the future

They get punched in the face

A lot

But then the Death Star went BOOM and now they're in WW2 because reasons
Boop https://twitter.com/Prose_Edda/status/1284608935618437120?s=19
Archer Vulcan Neck Pinching a Vulcan is fun to watch 😂

I was like "there's no way he could overpower a Vulc--- oh! That's a neat trick!"
I love girls too but this Orion episode is painful
Enterprise Season 4:

Soonge gets inspired to build Data
Klingons that look like Humans are explained
Ghostship Defiant Timetravel
Human Terrorists are afraid of the Future
This dude Riker from the future converses with the crew about the end of a chapter of their lives

Tripp..
Now that Enterprise is finished

Next up is The Cage with Captain Pike

Here's some fun Dates —

2151-2154: Enterprise events take place

2250: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) is launched for it's 2nd 5 year mission. Captain Pike is assigned

2254: The events of The Cage take place
I know it's the Pilot but I forgot that The Cage was an hour lonf
The Cage —

Depressed and overworked Captain learns that escaping from reality is not how he wants to live his life

The production quality is quite a drop off after going through Enterprise

It was like they were speaking a different language
2151-2154: Enterprise events take place

2250: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) is launched for it's 2nd 5 year mission. Captain Pike is assigned

2254: The events of The Cage take place

2256-2258: The Events of Discovery Season 1 and 2 take place

Up next: Discovery
If I recall the crew eventually ends up in an alternate universe that has a Tarran Empire

I wonder if there's any references to Empress Hoshi Sato
Yuuup. I just reached the Terran empire part of the season and it absolutely has to do with the aftermath of the Defiant from Enterprise

No reference to Hoshi
The isik was a unit of currency preferred by the Vlugtan government and was interchangable (or easily exchangable) with latinum.
Discovery Season 1 —

Do our values matter if we're about to die? Will we let fear dominate our decisions? What will we become? If we let our fear engulf us and cast aside our values are we any different from the Terran Empire?

Will we let our fear kill our ability to love?
Captain Pike makes his 2nd appearance
Pike: "We got the new uniforms"

Motherfucker The Cage occured 3 years ago and your uniforms are practically the same

I seriously doubt Starfleet had you change to the Blue tone with Silver stripes uniform and directly back to the old color scheme in 3 years
I'm just on episode 1 of season 2 and can't stop laughing

So much more light hearted that season 1

And for good reason

Still

It's a breath of fresh air
The Ba'ul are fucking terrifying
Oh Shit. Talos IV
Michael Child Actors don't match her age in the timeline. It's like she gets older backwards and it absolutely pulls me out of her flashbacks
I forgot just how incredibly epic the last episode was Season 2 was!

The absolute best space battle I've ever seen
Star Trek Discovery Season 2 —

The future is never what you expect. It will take everything you are away.

But you will be prepared for it
2151-2154: Enterprise events take place

2250: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) is launched for it's 2nd 5 year mission. Captain Pike is assigned

2254: The events of The Cage take place

2256-2258: The Events of Discovery Season 1 and 2 take place

But we have a hiccup in this marathon
2259-2264 (Assumption based on Pikes Promotion that led to Captain Kirk taking command of the Enterprise in 2265)
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

As this show has yet to be released I have no choice but to skip the series for now

Upon it's release I will thread it from here
2265: The events of "Where No Man Has Gone Before" take place

Fun Dates:

2063: The Past Events from "Star Trek: First Contact" take place

2065: The galactic survey cruiser, the SS Valiant, is launched

She was one of the first warp driven deep space explorers deployed by Earth
They used 2 sets of scleral lenses with tin foil between them to get the eyes effect

That's fucked
Are ALL the men in this Pilot fucking creepers?
Where No Man Has Gone Before —

Mankind. In all there ingenuity. Moral compass. And Humanity

Can be lost when you go somewhere Man was never intended to go
2151-2154: Enterprise events take place

2250: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) is launched for it's 2nd 5 year mission. Captain Pike is assigned

2254: The events of The Cage take place

2256-2258: The Events of Discovery Season 1 & 2 take place

2259-2364: Events of Strange New Worlds
2265: The events of Where No Man has gone before take place

2266-2269: Events of The Original Series take place
The Original Series always feels like a Grind to me. I think I've only actually gone through it all once
Seriously.. the men in this show are pigs
Captain Kirk failing miserably when talking to Charlie about the Birds and the Bees is actually great writing 😆
"Omg it's a Woman. I'm suddenly incapable of keeping my shit together"
Harcourt Fenton Mudd makes his first appearance since Discovery
I forgot just how many episodes are in this show

Holy cow
After the events of Discovery Season 2 I can catch most of Spock's lies and half-truths about his past 😂

I'm fascinated to see how Strange New Worlds fuels his backstory
These Starfleet Dresses are cute as fuck
Kirk basically threw a fit about having a Female Aid because he can't control himself and Bones absolutely called him out on it
Captain Pike makes his appearance. Stoic in the face of his gruesome disability

All eyes up for Captain Pike 🖖
Obsessed Daughter kills 7 men and attempts to shoot Kirk for trying to arrest her father who is a War Criminal that killed 4,000 people

And her punishment is they wiped those memories from her crazed head and tell her that her father went somewhere far away

Cause Kirk likes her
Oh my!

The Enterprise has come in Contact with the Romulans and Spock totally said that they need to fire on them

Just like how his Sister Michael said that they needed to open fire on the Klingons!

"Send them a Vulcan hello"
We are FAR away from Captain Janeway but she definitely feels like she was written to be Female Captain Kirk

Except less shitty

Kirk breaks the rules all the time and is kinda a bad leader and a jerk
Kirk really does just treat Spock like a computer
This dude's beard is painful to look at
I mean. Maybe it's just part of the plot but GOOD LORDE!
Can't play a Woman's role in TOS if you can't act completely Hysterical or Sexual in every scene
Star Trek: The Original Series Season 1

Man, in all their aspirations, are fragile. Fallible. Self Centered. Emotional. And Cruel

They are billowing with love. Hope. A desire to be more than they are

Yet to be more is to lose one selves completely

This is the struggle of Man
T'Pau making her first appearance since Enterprise

She's old as fuck now
No one

Not a thing

Not even a Whisper

Bones: ".. he's dead Jim"
Oh hey. The Terran Empire makes its 3rd appearance
Oh shit

Terran Kirk killed Terran Captain Pike to gain command
I'll never get over how often Kirk flings slurs at Spock in the name of Humor or Defensiveness
It's sad that while im going through TOS @WilliamShatner is being a Transphobic jerk every day on Twitter

Hurts especially because of how much Star Trek has inspired me to be myself. To be kind and accepting of one another...
Kirk: "Spock. Comment."

Spock: "Very bad poetry, Captain."

😂😂😂😂😂🤷‍♀️
Oh my it's Mudd!

Making his 4th appearance
ITS COCHRANE!!!

They reference him in Enterprise and said he disappeared and nobody knows how or where

Guess we now know where
Ethically speaking wtf is going on with the ending of this episode??
Spokes parents, Sarek and Amanda, make their first appearance in TOS
*Spocks
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