I know there’s a lot going on but y’all want to hear how my brother ended up in the hospital this week?

I swear it’s actually very funny lol

So I get up to early Wednesday morning to pee... like 4am. Check my phone and there’s a text from my sister:

The ambulance here to get Ab*** (my brother)

Now I’m wide awake

I start panicking bc it’s a damn ambulance but I realize- we’ll damn, all I got was this funky text. Not even a call from my mom.

So, I’m like ok... maybe its not that bad. I text her asking what happened.

Y’all... YALL... YAAAAALLLLLL

Her reply:

This 16 year old mfr almost had a heart attack bc he took a gas station viagra!!!!!

I can’t even imagine what my mom thought when he said he took a giddyup pill from the gas station LMAO!

Then I get an incoming FT. It’s him... nigga at the hospital, during a pandemic, hooked up to all these devices...bc he almost had a heart attack at 16 taking ‘dick pills’

When my fiancé asked him why he took it, he said he ‘just wanted to try it’

This the same kid who super glued his eyes shut!!!!!

So, that’s the story. He’s alive and well. Totally unembarrassed. Likely to do something else stupid in the future.

Follow up: I just told my grandma what happened... thought she knew.

Her response: if this boy don’t get a girlfriend and get him some pussy, he gon fuck around and kill his self

SIS!!!!!!!’

I have never heard her say the word pussy in my 30.5 years of being on this earth!!!! omg