I have figured out most of my notes on this! I am so very sorry in advance of this incredibly nsfw thread: https://twitter.com/TakeANie/status/1266419525647564805

As a note: it LOOKS like I made these notes for that silly chengxian modern au that now haunts my waking hours, but I figure these are pretty applicable to canon as well. Its versatility is what I am using as justification for even writing this thread

Jiang Cheng - "The Monkey Paw." Punishing grip from the start, very little lube, prefers private locations w/easy cleanup (his room or the bathroom). Likes the sensation of being weighted down. Praise kink is a GIVEN. Whispers fantasy-specific dialogue to himself as practice

Wei Wuxian - "The Tower of Terror." Lots of buildup at the base of his shaft + his balls/taint. Nearing finish, will focus entirely on the underside of the tip. Finally, gives himself 1 last downstroke to coat penis w/fluid. Loves a little mess! Kinks otherwise canon-compliant

Nie Mingjue - "2 Minute Rule." Will wait until the very last minute to acknowledge physical desires, + then will try to get it over as quickly as possible. Perfunctory procedure, but rough. If not near finish in 2 min, will likely fall asleep b/c he is just EXHAUSTED all the time

Nie Huaisang - "The Taurus." Masturbation is SELF CARE. A LUXURY. AN ART FORM. It's an entire evening, fuck RL responsibilities. Lots of full-body sensory activity involved. Swears he doesn't like pain but gets off immediately to it. Has a serious voyeur/accidental discovery kink

Lan Wangji - "The Toolbox." Like the tin says, his moves are translatable to tools - screwdrives his dick, hammers into his fist when close, clamps on tip to edge. Prone to bucking entirely off the bed. Can get frustrated/ overwhelmed easily, so mixes b/w hands + bed humping

Lan Xichen - "The Church Mouse." Bites into biceps to keep quiet b/c he is very vocal. Likes to cut off his windpipe a little bit. Has LOTS of fantasies about orgies, esp. re: dick worship, but feels bad b/c he forgets to include safe sex equipment for fantasy participants

Wen Ning - "The Cinnamon Roll." Late to the party, but making up for lost time! Just following the tips he's found online rn. So far, likes: hand switching, ice cubes, feathers, + slapping his dick around, surprisingly! Likes doing it on his roof at night to look at the stars too

There's a bit more, but I am... judging myself so hard right now. I simply cannot go on at this time

Round 2 can be found here! https://twitter.com/TakeANie/status/1266481541384978433?s=20