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Who& #39;s in Abuja?
There& #39;s a sweet gist i have but i don& #39;t know if ya& #39;ll want to hear it.
There& #39;s a sweet gist i have but i don& #39;t know if ya& #39;ll want to hear it.
So there& #39;s this babe my homeboy met on Facebook 2-3 years ago.. they got talking for a while and then later exchanged contacts.. (normal levels)
From conversation babe said she lives in Manbila Barack Abuja here.. (her papa na military man but not high ranking)
From conversation babe said she lives in Manbila Barack Abuja here.. (her papa na military man but not high ranking)
But babe told my friend her father is a General, just to look big to baba while her dad was just low rank soldier 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">, omo see cruise
One thing led to another babe booked their first d!ck appointment which went well trust me to have given baba some elderly and manly advice.
The second d!ck appointment which is today na their matter burst o.
I will tell you guys everything but who fit guess Wetin happen?
If it& #39;s possible use this hashtag
#AbujaFakeLife
I need to know you people are still followinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤕" title="Face with head-bandage" aria-label="Emoji: Face with head-bandage">
I will tell you guys everything but who fit guess Wetin happen?
If it& #39;s possible use this hashtag
#AbujaFakeLife
I need to know you people are still following
Iphone 6
Soldier papa
Landlord and landlady
Even me sef!
I see something today o, but i go wait till I& #39;m convinced you people are still here by answering my small question abovehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">
Soldier papa
Landlord and landlady
Even me sef!
I see something today o, but i go wait till I& #39;m convinced you people are still here by answering my small question above
Okay we resume !
Prior to the second d!ck appointment babe flashed this iPhones 6 which she never used, always off. Over heard her saying she got it from computer village and has been developing issues which she reported to her dad.
Prior to the second d!ck appointment babe flashed this iPhones 6 which she never used, always off. Over heard her saying she got it from computer village and has been developing issues which she reported to her dad.
As matter don involve daddy, he promised to do something, you won& #39;t believe it na today of all days wey babe decide to book appointment with my G, her papa too remember the phone matter!
Appears our intel was wrong and her papa na general true true!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
Appears our intel was wrong and her papa na general true true!
Mind you baba has been forming porsh for this babe all these while that his pop is a senior naval officer, when my guy papa na level 7 civil servant (i wonder why him go lie to impress the babe)
As babe arrive, (all this while na my place them dey always use) baba treat her well
As babe arrive, (all this while na my place them dey always use) baba treat her well
Freaky freaky jiggy jiggy, sweat everywhere even inside AC, omo you soppose imagine the way the noise take go pepper baba landlord wey him wife never allow am perform him matrimonial duties for weeks omo baba VEX for my guy today
As everywhere calm down, baba just dey on soft for bed like say na him house.
Bàbe sha get sense begin dey dress up after every to leave , but my G just dey form boss telling her to spend the night.
(Ah you dey mad ni soldier pikin spend the night?)
Next thing phone ring!......
Bàbe sha get sense begin dey dress up after every to leave , but my G just dey form boss telling her to spend the night.
(Ah you dey mad ni soldier pikin spend the night?)
Next thing phone ring!......
Na her papa!!!
Papa: Where are you
Babe: I& #39;m with a friend but i will be home soon, daddy don& #39;t worry I& #39;m safe. He& #39;s dad is a top ranking naval officer...
Papa: you dont mean it, where is he staying
Babe: Utako
And then trouble ensuedhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤐" title="Zipper-mouth face" aria-label="Emoji: Zipper-mouth face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤐" title="Zipper-mouth face" aria-label="Emoji: Zipper-mouth face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Expressionless face" aria-label="Emoji: Expressionless face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Expressionless face" aria-label="Emoji: Expressionless face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Expressionless face" aria-label="Emoji: Expressionless face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Expressionless face" aria-label="Emoji: Expressionless face">
Papa: Where are you
Babe: I& #39;m with a friend but i will be home soon, daddy don& #39;t worry I& #39;m safe. He& #39;s dad is a top ranking naval officer...
Papa: you dont mean it, where is he staying
Babe: Utako
And then trouble ensued
The babe papa wey be general say since him dey around the area and the phone issue still dey make him drop by pick her up make them enter the computer village. Mind you baba still dey bed dey form boss.
Omo in no time the babe dad reach our house.
Na there we know say him don
Omo in no time the babe dad reach our house.
Na there we know say him don
Dey vex say him daughter go see man, so him been reach out to him friend to track her number.
As him just land my G wey dey on shorts and bare body try wear clothe but e don late! As uncle don already turn door knob openhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
Identify yourself was the next thing he heardhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
As him just land my G wey dey on shorts and bare body try wear clothe but e don late! As uncle don already turn door knob open
Identify yourself was the next thing he heard
Since you don reach here why not see what it feels like to have liver
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I">https://youtu.be/8ePA0Y_Oj... will complete the story very soon!
#AbujaFakeLife
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I">https://youtu.be/8ePA0Y_Oj... will complete the story very soon!
#AbujaFakeLife
