So I googled "serious important films," and based on their summaries I will explain how each would be better if the main character was a lesbian https://twitter.com/BootlegGirl/status/1266414682862161927
Ok so this summary doesn't offer much detail but I've seen the movie. There's no reason the main character couldn't be a lesbian. Might the mob be prejudiced against her? Sure, but that can be worked around
Do I have to spell this one out? Rosebud was her childhood girlfriend and the sled was a beard
They could be about two women
Why a boy, and not a girl who is gay? I rest my case
The filmmaker, could be a woman, who is gay
Dave could be a woman and HAL could be SAL and they could have a tragic romance
But what if it's a woman, who is gay, taking a literal knife to class distinctions? Bet you never thought of that huh
This one is already subtextually gay so just flip the genders and make it canonical
Gonna let the cishets have this one
What if the samurai... were lesbians

(Yes, I know a major plot point important to the themes involves pregnancy. Maybe only most of them are lesbians )
What if the boat guy and the other boat guy... were both gay women
See Life is Strange (2015)
What if the gangsters were women, and also gay
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