Right I’m diving into Chromatica:

Chromatica 1 she invented orchestras? What a gorge opening I already want to cry

Alice omg I might legally change my name. IMAGINE THAT IN A CLUB. Gaga invented clubs

I love Stupid Love even more knowing that it follows Alice??? Plus it’s aged like the finest wine

Rain On Me straight after Stupid Love, she’s genuinely trying to kill us and for that I’m thankful. Rain On Me is still my fave song of the year I love it SO much it makes me wanna jump off the roof but in a good way

Guys I’m GIDDY I can’t stop smiling. I STILL get ridiculous excitement and feel like a kid on Christmas morning when I listen to Rain On Me. It’s perfect

The into to Free Woman is gorge. Here we goooo

Free Woman is so chilled and STUNNING. I want to be in a park with all my mates, shooting each other with water guns like I’m a kid and spinning around without a care in the WORLD

I’m only 6 songs in and I’m really worried for those people who have said anything other than phenomenal things about this album?? You’ll have to wait til hospitals open up properly again to get your ears checked

Fun Tonight is just gorgeous. Smooth and delicious and it makes me HAPPY

CHROMATICA || into 911 I THINK I JUST DIED?!!?!?! HELP!!!!!

I NEED TO GET A KILOGRAM OF 911S AND POP THEM ALL!!! Going Chromatica via Holland & Barrett

Plastic Doll is TEAAAA. Malibu Gaga!! Looks so sad what is this saga!! Iconic!

I have to go and work for an hour F M L. Picking back up for the second half at 12. I feel drunk

Ok I’m BACK and I’m ready to go for it all. over. again. Sour Candy gets better with every listen. I wasn’t sold when she released it yday but it’s a boppety bop now. Stupid Love and Rain On Me just continue to grow on me every single time too and I think the album will n all

Thank GOD Enigma is glorious. I saw the Vegas show on its opening weekend and it was...not her best, so I was worried that any song sharing its name might be a bit rotten too. Not the case

Enigma is BIG Dua Hallucinate vibes in the best way! I love this disco renaissance and I love our pop girlies! Wanna get me flares on and DANCE

Is it all in my heyeyeyead!! DISCO GORGEOUSNESS. I’ll be your enigma luv!!

Omg Replay is already a CLASSIC. Very Ibiza, very Glitterbox. Love the fades in and out. Gaga has made a raver out of me!!!

Chromatica ||| Gaga invented string sections!! Beautiful

Chromatica ||| into Sine From Above?! I have chills

Dine From Above I’m 15 seconds in and it’s already euphoric I have CHILLS

DINE Hahahah tea we stan C4’s Come Sine With Me!

Sine From Above TRANCE ICON. Come on Elton you old codger! Get it!

Omg Gaga and Elton’s voices together feel very Azerbaijan in Eurovision vibes in the BEST WAY

Omg that Chase & Status ending?! Pendulum found rotting?!

Petition to replace ‘2 turtle doves’ in The 12 Days of Christmas with 1000 Doves. Way more impactful and more iconic than that clapped out old festive verse

Omg Babylon I am obsessed I want to run a marathon and also sail across the sea and also fly to the moon and also shatter into a thousand pieces. Bet Madonna is so pissed off hahaha

The choral backing vocals in Babylon!! I’m a believer! Take me to Babylon wherever tf it is!!

Strut it out!!! Walk a mile!!!!! Omg the album has ended I feel absolutely exhausted but also more energised than I’ve ever been in my whole life??

OK thoughts after one first listen through. WHAT A STUNNING ALBUM. Absolutely to be listened through in its entirety. Good Lord. I can see why she wanted to delay cos this NEEDS playing in a club I’m so so excited to lose my shit to this in a grimy gay bar

I will be listening in its entirety again after I finish work at 3. I can’t wait

I can’t stop thinking of Sine From Above?? It’s an entire theatrical piece in 4 minutes? I felt every emotion. A 2020 drum and bass Céline // It’s All Coming Back To Me Now. A journey!!! So sweet of Gaga to give Elton his first big break too x