OK Jean's memorial service set to start at 11. Reminder - Jean isn't dead. There was a mix up and the service was arranged before we could confirm she was alive. We didn't want to cancel because it turns out a lot of people were needing the work so with Jean's permission, it's on

Also lack of new programmes to broadcast meant that the global TV rights were snapped up. It'll be broadcast on channels in the Falklands (Jean's birthplace), Gibraltar (Jean went to school there) and Macedonia (no connection to Jean but they've completely run out of tv content)

This isn't the official funeral. Obviously, there's no body because she's not dead. It was a lockdown-compliant socially distant memorial service for police friends and colleagues. Once you put the sausage roll order in the wheels are in motion so it's hard to cancel.