OK Jean&
#39;s memorial service set to start at 11. Reminder - Jean isn&
#39;t dead. There was a mix up and the service was arranged before we could confirm she was alive. We didn&
#39;t want to cancel because it turns out a lot of people were needing the work so with Jean&
#39;s permission, it&
#39;s on
Also lack of new programmes to broadcast meant that the global TV rights were snapped up. It&
#39;ll be broadcast on channels in the Falklands (Jean&
#39;s birthplace), Gibraltar (Jean went to school there) and Macedonia (no connection to Jean but they&
#39;ve completely run out of tv content)
This isn&
#39;t the official funeral. Obviously, there&
#39;s no body because she&
#39;s not dead. It was a lockdown-compliant socially distant memorial service for police friends and colleagues. Once you put the sausage roll order in the wheels are in motion so it&
#39;s hard to cancel.
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